Me trying to tell folks how Cena arrived into the scene trying to be the next Kurt Angle American Gladiator/Olympic Hero type but he heeled into Thuganomics

Once I finish typing, I proof read the reply and I realize I sound like I'm doing the world's most unhinged mad libs.

My hands were sweating before I even finished the thought of that one time forever ago I knocked fingertips with my crush. Did he notice how clammy and sweaty they were? I don't know. But I'll lay awake at 5am thinking about it every night.

My time in zomboid… it hurts. I believe my bestfriendmanship has also suffered from the few times I’ve alt tabbed to pee or, heaven help me, do so for a work meeting or deliverable 💀

U R A QUEEN

1) for knowing what a sicko I am for deduction games
and
2) thinking of me enough to tell me this existed 🥺🙏

I have to believe it’s to stop crumbs in their cleavage. This theory is driven solely by mysticism and envy.

I'm slowly starting to get pavlov'd into reflexively flinching when I go to mute it lololol