Cigarette Tricks
@cigarettetricks.bsky.social
Sinister lurker. Occasional lame riffer.
“I have built working prototypes of this”
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“I have built working prototypes of this”
It was nice of him to let his little buddies write a few of the songs
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It was nice of him to let his little buddies write a few of the songs
Pineapple on pizza takes all the heat, but it’s secretly the ham that’s vile
November 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pineapple on pizza takes all the heat, but it’s secretly the ham that’s vile
At this point, I think insurance ads are 90% of the US economy
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
At this point, I think insurance ads are 90% of the US economy
“Class After Class of Ugly, Ugly Children”
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
“Class After Class of Ugly, Ugly Children”
Good move, they should see if they can get the soup up to 90% salt next to further trim the fat from the overhead
October 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Good move, they should see if they can get the soup up to 90% salt next to further trim the fat from the overhead
this guy who lives nothing nor than tweeting about insufficiently fabulous Oscars ceremonies, Oscars parties, and Broadway shows is so fucking butch
October 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this guy who lives nothing nor than tweeting about insufficiently fabulous Oscars ceremonies, Oscars parties, and Broadway shows is so fucking butch
Not now, dictionary
October 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Not now, dictionary
Contrarian ass game design
October 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Contrarian ass game design
Everyone is rightly focused on the Jongo’s incident at the moment, but I feel Mamdani’s monstrous stance on imported lemonades is not receiving enough media attention
June 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone is rightly focused on the Jongo’s incident at the moment, but I feel Mamdani’s monstrous stance on imported lemonades is not receiving enough media attention
I dunno, seems like an awful distraction from quality iPad time
June 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I dunno, seems like an awful distraction from quality iPad time
Yeah, and everybody from a place other than where I come from doesn’t know how to drive in whatever weather is happening right now!
June 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Yeah, and everybody from a place other than where I come from doesn’t know how to drive in whatever weather is happening right now!
Gonna need to be 2000s era nostalgia slop by the end of this
June 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Gonna need to be 2000s era nostalgia slop by the end of this
Homer Simpson-ass “I told you, my baby beat me up” excuse
May 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Homer Simpson-ass “I told you, my baby beat me up” excuse
ROFL, sorry I missed that
May 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ROFL, sorry I missed that
Ooh, I need to reread that. The wendigo bit was really evocative from what I recall
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Ooh, I need to reread that. The wendigo bit was really evocative from what I recall
Oscar Mayer’s arrogant refusal to acknowledge the importance of the bun by shaping the bodywork around the chassis as some weird serving platter is also appalling
May 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Oscar Mayer’s arrogant refusal to acknowledge the importance of the bun by shaping the bodywork around the chassis as some weird serving platter is also appalling
Interesting thing about these raising prices- I’ve stopped biting completely on $70+ new games, even if there are only like 2 new AAA games a year I care about. Stuff I think I’ll love that I may have bitten on for $50 just has to wait for the complete with dlc version deeply discounted.
May 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Interesting thing about these raising prices- I’ve stopped biting completely on $70+ new games, even if there are only like 2 new AAA games a year I care about. Stuff I think I’ll love that I may have bitten on for $50 just has to wait for the complete with dlc version deeply discounted.
Vet bill for this treatment also bankrupts you
May 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vet bill for this treatment also bankrupts you
When smith gets word of this, he will inundate us with his plans for the dick/taint cinematic universe
April 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When smith gets word of this, he will inundate us with his plans for the dick/taint cinematic universe
This is perhaps the most successful evangelical messaging I’ve ever heard
April 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is perhaps the most successful evangelical messaging I’ve ever heard
Don’t waffle on this one Mina
April 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Don’t waffle on this one Mina