Ever since my mid-thirties the importance of the poop window relative to my overall wellbeing grows exponentially with each passing year.

Koala

Mosqui coming in dead last

I’ve been dreaming about bass guitar. We should start a band.

Be the filthy pile of decomposing compost you want to see in the world.

Ghosts wear chains in the winter when it snows, otherwise they slide around on the icy roads.