(Especially since kiddo’s friends recently put Cart’s harness on a Kermit stuffy for Shenanigans)

Are you Somerville-ish? This would be a really amusing use of Cartwheel’s Kitten Harness Lending Library. (tinyurl.com/harness-library)

(We’d absolutely get a big kick out of bringing the whole bin out on the porch and trying them all on Lucy)

A 1lb can of salmon! That's how you can tell it's old... it looks like cans shrinkflated down to 14.75oz now.

I have a video for Ingo! You can make a human faraday cage out of chain mail! www.youtube.com/watch?v=psoL...

Your banquet can include the dogs too! What would Pepe most like as her congratulatory feast?

spelling is only phonetic if it's from phoenicia

otherwise it's just sparkling sounds

*facepalm* I have been enjoying the fact that allergy shots meant that it was not dire that I ran out of Zyrtec, but my sleep has been horrible. Guess I need to get more and run that experiment.

Wisconsin had an F1 and an F2 at the beginning of February, wtf this new weather sucks.

Yes, I've thought to myself multiple times "ooh I want to hand this to my honorary little sis in book form"

(This is not generically true of webcomics I read, and I usually wait until they are finished. I think I only have have Digger and Darwin Carmichael is Going to Hell in book form)

I first misinterpreted this diagram to be "where to insert the explosives into the carcass" which is a much different prospect than just putting them underneath. (End result probably the same though)

Now I'm imagining @funranium.bsky.social with one of those with vials of BBotE for coffee emergencies.

*blink*

I knew that fic directly led to FTX's existence but, uh, I missed this whole branch of ridiculousness. Wow.

I'm so sorry 💔

One of them should be NMN, that would be hilarious.