related, quixlebug said i have to post the one and only draft of this fic, so you can experience his day-to-day. so here is the entire draft!

> amy christmas party

sonic/shads matching sweaters

shads red sonic green

maybe just a cute oneshot? idk

If you didnt know, the BPB naming scheme is XYX, or two words that start with the same letter sandwiching another, third word that starts with a different letter

my roommate called me autistic for this tweet btw /pos

(btw, this titles shorthand/acronym is SUS. thats funny to me. lol)

a snip? from moi? more likely than you think

(6/6) top!sonic/bottom!shadow lovers be winning, mort did them so good uwu

title sonic antagonizes shadow for shits n giggles the fic

ill come up with a real title eventually dw

sonic says dick and ass and pussy but thats because he imagines saying sweet lower petals and is like eugh

trying to imagine a world in which i write bpb but sonic uses cutesy genital terms

hes like shads, i love your untouched natural flower

shadow like do you mean my fucking cunt

neither of them really swear that much in my fics to begin with, but i make an effort to eliminate as much of shads swears in sonics pov as possible

i think its funny if sonic says fudge and darn it

hehe

you see, Someone* got fiberglass on everything i own, so.

*maintenance. not completely their fault, but also, like, a lot their fault. i've had a rough day lol