I like Wizard of Id.

I like coconut cream.

Hope the cell door hits him on the way in.

They don't make extra wide shoes, so they forced my boycott a long time ago.

I remember when I was a kid in the early 90s and Pat Patterson and Jay Strongbow were the faces of WWF. Who cares about Shawn Michaels or Bret Hart? We loved our road agents and we wanted to see them front and center.

I will always think of the time Billy Crystal pretended to be an old black jazz musician who lived through hurricane Katrina.

God heard botchamania's prayers.

Perfect soundtrack for:

This takes me back to high school.

Your opinions would be more popular if they were about cool stuff like this car.

I think they already did that on an episode of LA Law.

The sodium content alone on canned soup is a killer.

I guess you could say it feels like the first time.

I always wondered if this was an inside joke between Albano and the locker room. Albano did the worst blade jobs in history. He was notorious for it.