When you can do a 5-minute task in 5 minutes instead of fifteen 1-minute sessions over a week, you also get to skip several days of self loathing. Which is great for the ol’ mental health.

Let’s make a multi-site, multi-master database with DNS-based service discovery and multi-protocol replication decades before it’s cool.

What? How do you access it? LDAP or COM, of course.