Brandon
@chubskgun.bsky.social
Winner of the 7th grade science fair in Geology. But I make food.
Two offseason signings getting six game PED suspensions, followed by one looking promising and tearing an ACL, and the other being a healthy scratch seems substandard for a guy who also is drafting terribly!
[sigh]
[sigh]
December 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Two offseason signings getting six game PED suspensions, followed by one looking promising and tearing an ACL, and the other being a healthy scratch seems substandard for a guy who also is drafting terribly!
[sigh]
[sigh]
Star of Home Alone 2, yes
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Star of Home Alone 2, yes
The real estate mogul?
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The real estate mogul?
Not marketing, but I have some exposure to their projects- it seems like “SEO but for AI” as a concept keeps bubbling up.
This might be validating an expensive project. Like, hypothetical numbers here, a billion dollar investment.
This might be validating an expensive project. Like, hypothetical numbers here, a billion dollar investment.
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Not marketing, but I have some exposure to their projects- it seems like “SEO but for AI” as a concept keeps bubbling up.
This might be validating an expensive project. Like, hypothetical numbers here, a billion dollar investment.
This might be validating an expensive project. Like, hypothetical numbers here, a billion dollar investment.
Can’t wait for the ACC title game, where the conference has three teams show up, and there’s a lot of movie-where-the-guy-is-at-two-dinners-at-the-same-time shenanigans to make the game work
December 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Can’t wait for the ACC title game, where the conference has three teams show up, and there’s a lot of movie-where-the-guy-is-at-two-dinners-at-the-same-time shenanigans to make the game work
I should have known to check with you
December 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I should have known to check with you
Legally, it’s on Peacock now, right?
If you’re putting on an eyepatch it’s probably whatever you do to get around that normally
If you’re putting on an eyepatch it’s probably whatever you do to get around that normally
December 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Legally, it’s on Peacock now, right?
If you’re putting on an eyepatch it’s probably whatever you do to get around that normally
If you’re putting on an eyepatch it’s probably whatever you do to get around that normally
Use promo code TINSEL to get a 5% profit boost token on any next pitch wager!
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Use promo code TINSEL to get a 5% profit boost token on any next pitch wager!
Losing DOB is an all timer of an “oh no….anyway”
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Losing DOB is an all timer of an “oh no….anyway”
The lack of Bosa on the pass rush, plus Higgins returning for the Bengals- how much danger is the pass D in?
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The lack of Bosa on the pass rush, plus Higgins returning for the Bengals- how much danger is the pass D in?
I need him to coach Maryland to see what happens
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need him to coach Maryland to see what happens
“God, we need a coach that can at least beat UCLA and Northwestern” [monkey paw curls]
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“God, we need a coach that can at least beat UCLA and Northwestern” [monkey paw curls]
🎶gin-ger keg, gin-ger keg
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
November 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
🎶gin-ger keg, gin-ger keg
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
loves the holidays
Scott would fire Satterfield
While eating a five-way, hey!
Has he become Gruden with the nicknames?
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Has he become Gruden with the nicknames?
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
Like as an announcer, not [waves broadly]
I always get them confused, Lizza’s the bear or the bird in the backpack?
November 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I always get them confused, Lizza’s the bear or the bird in the backpack?
I realize we’ve all memory holed How I Met Your Mother, but it’s basically Barney’s “the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible”
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I realize we’ve all memory holed How I Met Your Mother, but it’s basically Barney’s “the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible”
is this a premium newsletter feature
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
is this a premium newsletter feature
You know full well it’s going to be Joe Paterno
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
You know full well it’s going to be Joe Paterno
Make some Choco Tacos ahead of time and you’ve got all your bases covered
October 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Make some Choco Tacos ahead of time and you’ve got all your bases covered
BTJ to the Bills (conditional 1st? A second and Dawson Knox?) just seems like it solves a lot of problems
October 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
BTJ to the Bills (conditional 1st? A second and Dawson Knox?) just seems like it solves a lot of problems
The bonus bets and promos are going to finance The Good Oven when we redo the kitchen.
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
October 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The bonus bets and promos are going to finance The Good Oven when we redo the kitchen.
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
I don’t think that balances the scales overall though
Trading BTJ to the Bills makes a little too much sense for both sides to actually happen, right
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trading BTJ to the Bills makes a little too much sense for both sides to actually happen, right
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
Also, watch out with the newborn sleeping, just when you have all the answers, they change the questions
I’m curious (but not enough to look it up) what their portal rankings were.
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
October 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m curious (but not enough to look it up) what their portal rankings were.
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
It’s basically as important as crootin in this era, probably the biggest single shift for a coach/program
[wizened dad-of-a-slightly-older-child voice] yes, yes you are
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
[wizened dad-of-a-slightly-older-child voice] yes, yes you are
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this
Also a lot of pumpkins look really alike you’ve got time to get ahead of this