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Sylvie
@chroniclesofsylvie.bsky.social
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Wanderer. Stoner. Night Owl. Loner.
GenX, PNW, she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Well if I’d known my queen Eva Green was in Wednesday season 2 I’d have watched it ages ago… gonna fix that right meow 😻
Eva Green as Aunt Ophelia in Wednesday season 2
December 3, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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What an absolute dumpling, I love him so much
A very soft 20-pound white cat has somehow curled himself up into a tiny ball and is napping contentedly on an equally soft black faux fur blanket. The top of his silly wee head is buried in the furry blanket and part of one paw is visible, but the overall vibe is that of an enormous dumpling with fur (if a dumpling could purr loudly).
December 2, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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How to do Caturday:
A chonky white cat with brown ears is in a deep sleep. He started out in loaf pose, but has tipped over and is now more slug shaped. Both front paws are fully extended in front of him, with his little chin between them as if he face-planted mid stretch. This is a perfect demonstration of how to spend a lazy Caturday. Let’s all be like him and go back to sleep.
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
A view of the harbor and downtown Long Beach from my stateroom window on the Queen Mary. It looks lovely but that ship is HAUNTED AS FUCK so it totally makes sense that I would die there. I just hope I got to see some ghosties first…
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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You think I’M a stoner?

This cat tho…
A white cat with brown ears and a pink nose is lying on a black faux fur blanket. He looks utterly confused and high as fuck in the most adorable way.
November 19, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Stoned me left sober me a message to… read some Greek mythology?? Wtf is this
My hand against the arm of my couch. The names Prometheus and Chiron have been written on it with a ballpoint pen. I was suuuuuuper stoned, what was I trying to remind myself of? Dammit, my brain is a sieve.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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My phone Lock Screen at 11:11
October 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Sunday selfie ✨
Me in a wolfy sort of hood, face mostly obscured. I’m wearing LED spiral goggles, and maybe smiling a lil bit.
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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RezzRocks 😵‍💫
A selfie at Red Rocks, with me in the bottom right & a huge rock in the background that says REZZ.
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Well if no one else is posting an unsolicited dick pick, allow me…
A pink guitar pick with the word DICK on it.
October 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Tokyo Gore Police
Movie promo for Tokyo Gore Police
October 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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This would be the first time I ever actually WIN 😆
THE FINAL GIRL
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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A mushroom plushie with a pink stem, black feet, and a big back mushroomy cap with white spots and the words “cute but toxic” on it. The face is on the pink stem, one eye is winking and the mushroom is smiling because you may think you’re toxic but really you are just a cutie.
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Louie does not have $100 for you but he is very sorry
A white cat with brown ears is sitting on the arm of a couch staring directly at the camera. He looks very serious or possibly annoyed.
October 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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A shrew the size of a walnut exploring a trail in the woods:
September 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Quote an unfiltered pic and say your age

54
A white woman with short reddish brown hair and green eyes sits in her car, semi smiling and squinting in the sun.
September 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
The painting Ophelia Drowning, which portrays Ophelia floating in the water, looking up with open but lifeless eyes, captioned: “omfg hamlet, do I look like I care”
September 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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The Fly (1986)
Promo poster for The Fly (1986).
September 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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He took my favorite pillow and he is NOT SORRY
A white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on top of a colorful pillow, curled up very tightly with his tail wrapped around his leg, his front paw curled into his chest, and his chin tucked against his paw. His eyes are open but not quite looking directly at me, because he knows it was a dick move to steal my pillow. But he still is NOT SORRY.
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Meanwhile, things are getting out of hand on Reddit…
A post from the labubu subreddit titled “I made my own Labubu” with a photo of an extra fluffy pink lafufu (the term for knockoff labubus) that has long black claws instead of hands & feet, and huge pointy teeth. It’s a monstrosity but also… I kinda love it.
September 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Here she is: Captain Chestnut Cocoa 🤎
A brown Labubu wearing a frilly white top, brown vest with a red jeweled pin, bronze nautical wheel necklace, eye patch, and a large brown hat with a skull & crossbones.
September 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I can never resist sleepy kitty + fluffy belly 🥹
A chonky white cat with brown ears & tail is lying on his side, covering his nose with one paw, displaying a soft fluffy belly that is just begging for tummy rubs. I love that I get to wake up to this precious lil dude every day.
September 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Can’t watch TV because the sky is distractingly beautiful 🥰
A very pretty sunset in a cloudy sky, going from gray to pink to yellow to more pink, seen through three long vertical windows. Tall trees in the distance add to the beauty.
August 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Drop some hats
Two women looking very elegant in fancy dresses, red lipstick, and cloches. My bestie (left) wears a pale blue dress with a wide brown belt that matches her hat. Her eyes are obscured by the hat’s brim. I (right) wear a black and white dress, a black hat, and a mildly insane number of necklaces. We look far classier than we actually are because we’re headed out for high tea at a fancy restaurant.
August 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM