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Chronically Deadpan
@chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
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An enjoyer of kindness and fun. She/Her. Queer 🏳️‍🌈.
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chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
Without downloading any pics where are you mentally
A pair of clear framed glasses folded on top of a pink quilt-like material with a padlock on the middle of the frames. There is no key in sight. In context, this means the user is tired of seeing all this bullshit and will not be perceiving anymore
May 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
Yea that checks out because where is the whimsy actually? The comedic relief of life? Gotta get it somewhere
Text results from a quiz on 'what your a03 would be' reads: "Your Result: Crack treated seriously a certified silly goose, you wish everyone could chill out and find some fucking whimsy!"
December 7, 2024 at 7:34 AM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
I've been so exhausted lately I finally just passed out on the couch after dinner and I believe I've just had the best sleep I've had so far this week. Unreal considering I probably looked like this.
Family guy character Peter Griffin lain out in the floor limbs in increasingly uncomfortable and impossible positions after seemingly falling
November 28, 2024 at 6:49 AM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
Back up
A black and white drawing of a hand holding a spray bottle of liquid with the expression "AHT AHT" in large text in the foreground.
November 19, 2024 at 2:23 PM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
Cover for the 1991 film The Addams Family. The background is blue with an ominously large moon centered behind the 8 members of the family. Grandmama and Wednesday are on the left, Gomez and Morticia are center with Lurch behind them and Thing in front of them, while Fester and Pugsley are right. Their house is in the upper right distance below the yellow ornately stylized title.
October 26, 2024 at 11:47 PM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
My face through reading this
A girl with glasses and a mug makes exaggerated facial expressions while presumably listening to an interesting story
October 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
STOP!☝️
You have reached the INDIE GAME checkpoint.

You are now legally obligated to share your favourite indie game!

It's like if your GM was Agent Smith from The Matrix
Cover art for the INDIE card battler, deck building, rougelike game Inscryption. The title is centered and in stylized orange-yellow writing while a character from the game looms behind it ominously with hypnotizing eyes. A raven and a squirrel totem each frame the title on left and right respectively. A few cards from the game are displayed below the title spread as if you are holding them and it's your turn to play.
October 20, 2024 at 4:59 PM
chronicallydeadpan.starts.quest
Cover of artist fka Twigs' song Eusexua from her upcoming album of the same title. Her features are slightly exaggerated with contour, angling, and heavy piercing with the word Eusexua above in white stylized lettering. Cover art for the song International (abbreviated int'l) Players Anthem (I Choose You) by the rappers Pimp C and Bun B of UGK ft. André 3000 and Big Boi of Outkast. The 4 members are drawn comic book style with their real faces superimposed on their bodies while standing on a car with a front license plate that reads "PLAYER". Cover for the band South Arcade's single Danger. The 4 members (Harmony, Harry, Cody, and Ollie) are in a dimly lit room and wearing clothes reminiscent of the early to mid 2000s. Cover and song list from artist NAO's 2016 album For All We Know. Nao's image stands out in front of a gradient background blending blues, greens, and yellows with stylized black letters depicting the title curving downwards beside her.
October 20, 2024 at 1:24 AM