Chris Wurst
chriswurst.bsky.social
Chris Wurst
@chriswurst.bsky.social
Moonlighting PA announcer
Blocked and reported
July 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Puddle of Mudd guy has a great soccer connection that sounds fake but it's real. When he was a teenager, he played on a pretty legit youth soccer team in KC. Their coach was German, a huge hardass. PoM guy skipped a practice to go to a rock concert, got kicked off the team. What could have been.
July 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I've got Aja, Sgt. Pepper's, and Tapestry ahead of this, but it's certainly close.
December 1, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Really good
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
JACOB: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
CHRIS, JACOB'S FRIEND: fuck him up jacob
November 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Yes but they're called toots here
July 2, 2023 at 12:46 AM