“Many people who lived for years and years and years never causing any problems have been deeply affected by what [Trump is doing] right now.” — Pope Leo XIV

The first American pope greets the faithful with the swagger of Michael Jordan walking into the NBA Finals.

In a newly unearthed video, Pope Leo confirms that he only eats hot dogs with mustard, not ketchup.

“We see walls rising again, between nations, between religions, even between neighbors. The noise of conflict, the wounds of poverty, and the cry of the Earth remind us how fragile humanity remains.

“We must help our people to break free from the chains of prejudice, anger, and hatred.” — Pope Leo

The Jesuits gathered in Rome asked Pope Leo who he roots for in college basketball:

The Jesuit-run Georgetown, or his Alma Mater, Villanova.

“Let me be clear: the Church stands with migrants. We stand with a mother who crosses borders to feed her children. We stand with a father who labors in silence for his family. We stand with a young person who dreams of safety and a better future." — Cardinal Blase Cupich