Chris Harris
@christopherharris.bsky.social
Former journo.
Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
🇫🇷🇮🇹🎾
Extraordinary house sitter.
Lover of dogs. Durmer.
🇫🇷🇮🇹🎾
Have one of your junior staffers explain this to you.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Have one of your junior staffers explain this to you.
Just realized that was a broken-bat double play.
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just realized that was a broken-bat double play.
If I may, where the flying firetruck is Amelia's scarf off to? Is she tethered to the Christmas tree?
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
If I may, where the flying firetruck is Amelia's scarf off to? Is she tethered to the Christmas tree?
This 2007 photo by Annie Leibovitz of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf, shot for the LV Core Values Campaign, is my gold standard for a two-people-and-their-bags ad.
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This 2007 photo by Annie Leibovitz of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf, shot for the LV Core Values Campaign, is my gold standard for a two-people-and-their-bags ad.
Text I sent a friend a few minutes ago.
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Text I sent a friend a few minutes ago.
When you can’t even keep track of what your columnists are driveling on about.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
When you can’t even keep track of what your columnists are driveling on about.
Steve McQueen joins the chat
October 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Steve McQueen joins the chat
I had to check Google Images, and oh boy.
October 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I had to check Google Images, and oh boy.
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
September 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Post a team you would send instead of Bongino and Patel.
I was recounting to a younger friend just days ago that in my college days (late 70's, early 80's) nearly every woman I knew was head over heels for Todd Rundgren.
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I was recounting to a younger friend just days ago that in my college days (late 70's, early 80's) nearly every woman I knew was head over heels for Todd Rundgren.
When your truth is ungrammatical.
September 9, 2025 at 1:32 PM
When your truth is ungrammatical.
The number of folks who’ll go straight to the Malebolge for this sin is not insignificant.
August 24, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The number of folks who’ll go straight to the Malebolge for this sin is not insignificant.
August 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
In his last year with us, our dear Bruno spent some time in a cone, and he looked downright Elizabethan.
August 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In his last year with us, our dear Bruno spent some time in a cone, and he looked downright Elizabethan.
Straight to hell. Eighth circle.
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Straight to hell. Eighth circle.
Ethan Peck as Patrick Healy
July 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Ethan Peck as Patrick Healy
July 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
they are not alone
July 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
they are not alone
What Greg said.
June 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
What Greg said.