☃️ Christopher ☃️
@christopherag.bsky.social
Poet laureate of waxing poetic about the arbitrary and inane.
Secular humanist.
Let cats govern.
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Secular humanist.
Let cats govern.
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Diablo IV didn't hook me quite as much as I'd anticipated, but I'm still an unabashed lover of Lilith, to the point I even bought her Funko Pop and have never regretted it. 😆
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Diablo IV didn't hook me quite as much as I'd anticipated, but I'm still an unabashed lover of Lilith, to the point I even bought her Funko Pop and have never regretted it. 😆
For seemingly no apparent reason, YouTube has lately been pushing playthroughs of and retrospectives about Vagrant Story into my recommendations, so I'm hoping this is the universe signaling to me that a remaster and Steam port will be on its way in the not-too-distant future.
November 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
For seemingly no apparent reason, YouTube has lately been pushing playthroughs of and retrospectives about Vagrant Story into my recommendations, so I'm hoping this is the universe signaling to me that a remaster and Steam port will be on its way in the not-too-distant future.
"Coming in at the top of the 69th, pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers..."
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
"Coming in at the top of the 69th, pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers..."
They've also added a skin that lets you turn your drone into a purple bat, complete with sound effects, and it further enhances the festive feel.
October 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They've also added a skin that lets you turn your drone into a purple bat, complete with sound effects, and it further enhances the festive feel.
I always enjoy it when video games add holiday decorations and do special seasonal events, and The Division 2's Halloween Event hasn't disappointed at all.
I'd slowly been getting burned out on playing it, but the spooky decorations and goings-on have made it feel fresh and fun again. 🎃
I'd slowly been getting burned out on playing it, but the spooky decorations and goings-on have made it feel fresh and fun again. 🎃
October 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I always enjoy it when video games add holiday decorations and do special seasonal events, and The Division 2's Halloween Event hasn't disappointed at all.
I'd slowly been getting burned out on playing it, but the spooky decorations and goings-on have made it feel fresh and fun again. 🎃
I'd slowly been getting burned out on playing it, but the spooky decorations and goings-on have made it feel fresh and fun again. 🎃
You know, I have to be honest and say that I'm not really vibing with the creative direction Disney is taking Star Wars these days.
October 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You know, I have to be honest and say that I'm not really vibing with the creative direction Disney is taking Star Wars these days.
The two genders:
October 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The two genders:
Unbeknownst to me until this morning, a new game called Snoopy & The Great Mystery Club quietly released on Steam a few days ago, wherein you get to don the Detective Snoopy outfit and solve mysteries with Woodstock and the Peanuts gang.
If anyone needs me, that is precisely what I'll be doing.
If anyone needs me, that is precisely what I'll be doing.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Unbeknownst to me until this morning, a new game called Snoopy & The Great Mystery Club quietly released on Steam a few days ago, wherein you get to don the Detective Snoopy outfit and solve mysteries with Woodstock and the Peanuts gang.
If anyone needs me, that is precisely what I'll be doing.
If anyone needs me, that is precisely what I'll be doing.
The ghillie suit cop from To Catch a Predator has lived in my head rent-free for two decades now.
Attempting to meet a minor but getting chewed out by Chris Hansen and then bumrushed by Swamp Thing has to be one of the funniest cases of dashed expectations I've ever witnessed.
Attempting to meet a minor but getting chewed out by Chris Hansen and then bumrushed by Swamp Thing has to be one of the funniest cases of dashed expectations I've ever witnessed.
October 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The ghillie suit cop from To Catch a Predator has lived in my head rent-free for two decades now.
Attempting to meet a minor but getting chewed out by Chris Hansen and then bumrushed by Swamp Thing has to be one of the funniest cases of dashed expectations I've ever witnessed.
Attempting to meet a minor but getting chewed out by Chris Hansen and then bumrushed by Swamp Thing has to be one of the funniest cases of dashed expectations I've ever witnessed.
Dedicating the entirety of autumn to romantics, poets, dreamers, cryptids, and headless specters on horseback who spirit away terrified visitors of sleepy countryside settlements.
September 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dedicating the entirety of autumn to romantics, poets, dreamers, cryptids, and headless specters on horseback who spirit away terrified visitors of sleepy countryside settlements.
Special shout-out to my favourite backpack trophy in the game, Donut Kitty.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Special shout-out to my favourite backpack trophy in the game, Donut Kitty.
It's me. I'm the problem.
I'm the guy who is actually willing to purchase in-game cosmetics if they happen to pander to my niche interests—carrying around a cat in a backpack as I engage in war crimes, for example.
I'm the guy who is actually willing to purchase in-game cosmetics if they happen to pander to my niche interests—carrying around a cat in a backpack as I engage in war crimes, for example.
August 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM
It's me. I'm the problem.
I'm the guy who is actually willing to purchase in-game cosmetics if they happen to pander to my niche interests—carrying around a cat in a backpack as I engage in war crimes, for example.
I'm the guy who is actually willing to purchase in-game cosmetics if they happen to pander to my niche interests—carrying around a cat in a backpack as I engage in war crimes, for example.
The pleasure is all mine, ma'am.
August 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The pleasure is all mine, ma'am.
For some reason, YouTube's algorithm this morning keeps recommending videos to me of Tom Hardy playing with dogs, and I have to say that I'm not hating it.
June 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
For some reason, YouTube's algorithm this morning keeps recommending videos to me of Tom Hardy playing with dogs, and I have to say that I'm not hating it.
Sometimes, the only thing stopping you from making a scene is having the self-awareness to know that scene risks being straight out of a snuff film.
May 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sometimes, the only thing stopping you from making a scene is having the self-awareness to know that scene risks being straight out of a snuff film.
The average American has three friends.
May 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The average American has three friends.
"GLORIOUSLY ARCHAIC."
"Diablo 1 inspiration."
Okay, I'm intrigued.
"Diablo 1 inspiration."
Okay, I'm intrigued.
April 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"GLORIOUSLY ARCHAIC."
"Diablo 1 inspiration."
Okay, I'm intrigued.
"Diablo 1 inspiration."
Okay, I'm intrigued.
"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14."
April 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"My name is Ye and I sucked my cousins dick till I was 14."
It's honestly not even close. No death in fiction has ever affected me this much, and I'm including Arthur himself when I say that.
I loved that horse.
I loved that horse.
April 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It's honestly not even close. No death in fiction has ever affected me this much, and I'm including Arthur himself when I say that.
I loved that horse.
I loved that horse.
Apropos of absolutely nothing, here's that time Nightcrawler broke into the White House and started kicking people in the face.
April 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Apropos of absolutely nothing, here's that time Nightcrawler broke into the White House and started kicking people in the face.
Royal Mail recently unveiled a set of stamps depicting mythical creatures and figures from UK folklore, and I'm currently having a major "I just think they're neat" Marge Simpson moment over them.
March 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Royal Mail recently unveiled a set of stamps depicting mythical creatures and figures from UK folklore, and I'm currently having a major "I just think they're neat" Marge Simpson moment over them.
Wishing a good weekend to the Come-at-a-Body, the small woodchuck-like cryptid that rushes people from the brush, spits at them, and then scurries off back into hiding.
March 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wishing a good weekend to the Come-at-a-Body, the small woodchuck-like cryptid that rushes people from the brush, spits at them, and then scurries off back into hiding.
