Chris
@christazzrl.bsky.social
Drummer for The Relights. Film fanatic.
I'll probably mention the football and darts too!
I'll probably mention the football and darts too!
Agent Vinai at it again!
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Agent Vinai at it again!
Put this Prime Vision shit on for 10 minutes...
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Put this Prime Vision shit on for 10 minutes...
Enzo Fernandez really does have a face you want to punch
Really should of been 3-0 that one, fell asleep twice. Im not worried about them at the grove!
Really should of been 3-0 that one, fell asleep twice. Im not worried about them at the grove!
January 14, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Enzo Fernandez really does have a face you want to punch
Really should of been 3-0 that one, fell asleep twice. Im not worried about them at the grove!
Really should of been 3-0 that one, fell asleep twice. Im not worried about them at the grove!
He can do this for another 40 years by the way
Insane darts AGAIN from Littler. He makes it boring to watch but you cannot let that take away from his immense talent
Nothing Guan Van Veen could do about that!
Insane darts AGAIN from Littler. He makes it boring to watch but you cannot let that take away from his immense talent
Nothing Guan Van Veen could do about that!
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 PM
He can do this for another 40 years by the way
Insane darts AGAIN from Littler. He makes it boring to watch but you cannot let that take away from his immense talent
Nothing Guan Van Veen could do about that!
Insane darts AGAIN from Littler. He makes it boring to watch but you cannot let that take away from his immense talent
Nothing Guan Van Veen could do about that!
That was a stunning game of darts. Some proper arrows thrown there!
I dont care who wins tomorrow, I just hope for a match with as much excitement.
Only one more night left, that makes me sad! Fucking love the darts!
I dont care who wins tomorrow, I just hope for a match with as much excitement.
Only one more night left, that makes me sad! Fucking love the darts!
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
That was a stunning game of darts. Some proper arrows thrown there!
I dont care who wins tomorrow, I just hope for a match with as much excitement.
Only one more night left, that makes me sad! Fucking love the darts!
I dont care who wins tomorrow, I just hope for a match with as much excitement.
Only one more night left, that makes me sad! Fucking love the darts!
The match of the tournament has clearly been Hood vs Noppert but this is by far the highest standard!
Absolutely insane darts - come on Gary!
Absolutely insane darts - come on Gary!
January 2, 2026 at 10:26 PM
The match of the tournament has clearly been Hood vs Noppert but this is by far the highest standard!
Absolutely insane darts - come on Gary!
Absolutely insane darts - come on Gary!
That has to be one of the greatest sets of darts ever thrown
Two big fish in the same set, this deserves to be the final!
Two big fish in the same set, this deserves to be the final!
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
That has to be one of the greatest sets of darts ever thrown
Two big fish in the same set, this deserves to be the final!
Two big fish in the same set, this deserves to be the final!
The Betfred advert with the scouser and shit banter really is the worst thing to happen since Covid.
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
The Betfred advert with the scouser and shit banter really is the worst thing to happen since Covid.
I belong to Gabriel Jesus!
That was fucking beautiful. Best team goal we have scored in years, thats The Arsenal!
That was fucking beautiful. Best team goal we have scored in years, thats The Arsenal!
December 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I belong to Gabriel Jesus!
That was fucking beautiful. Best team goal we have scored in years, thats The Arsenal!
That was fucking beautiful. Best team goal we have scored in years, thats The Arsenal!
RIP Mani. One of the true greats, and a top bloke.
The music world has lost someone truly special. An inspiration and an idol!
Travel safe brother ✌🏻
The music world has lost someone truly special. An inspiration and an idol!
Travel safe brother ✌🏻
November 20, 2025 at 4:16 PM
RIP Mani. One of the true greats, and a top bloke.
The music world has lost someone truly special. An inspiration and an idol!
Travel safe brother ✌🏻
The music world has lost someone truly special. An inspiration and an idol!
Travel safe brother ✌🏻
What a fucking day. Is there any way possible to buy an inmate in Wakefield a beer?
Not having to share an ozone layer with Ian Watkins is fantastic news, I hope it hurt.
Not having to share an ozone layer with Ian Watkins is fantastic news, I hope it hurt.
October 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
What a fucking day. Is there any way possible to buy an inmate in Wakefield a beer?
Not having to share an ozone layer with Ian Watkins is fantastic news, I hope it hurt.
Not having to share an ozone layer with Ian Watkins is fantastic news, I hope it hurt.
Wow, Shane Lowry. That was intense!
This really is the perfect weekend. Biggleswade Town win, Arsenal win, Oasis on Saturday and that!
Let's get the win!
This really is the perfect weekend. Biggleswade Town win, Arsenal win, Oasis on Saturday and that!
Let's get the win!
September 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Wow, Shane Lowry. That was intense!
This really is the perfect weekend. Biggleswade Town win, Arsenal win, Oasis on Saturday and that!
Let's get the win!
This really is the perfect weekend. Biggleswade Town win, Arsenal win, Oasis on Saturday and that!
Let's get the win!
Cheats. I don't mean Newcastle.
The refs been robbing us for three decades now. They hate Arsenal and have a clear bias.
Everything Arsene said over a decade ago still rings true!
The refs been robbing us for three decades now. They hate Arsenal and have a clear bias.
Everything Arsene said over a decade ago still rings true!
September 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cheats. I don't mean Newcastle.
The refs been robbing us for three decades now. They hate Arsenal and have a clear bias.
Everything Arsene said over a decade ago still rings true!
The refs been robbing us for three decades now. They hate Arsenal and have a clear bias.
Everything Arsene said over a decade ago still rings true!
Called it yesterday - here comes the bullshit officiating again.
You cannot say that touch warrants a turnover of position/successful tackle.
You cannot say that touch warrants a turnover of position/successful tackle.
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Called it yesterday - here comes the bullshit officiating again.
You cannot say that touch warrants a turnover of position/successful tackle.
You cannot say that touch warrants a turnover of position/successful tackle.
Before your AJ's and your Fury's, Ricky Hatton really bought the spectacle to British boxing.
As a teenager when he was at his absolute best it just fully sucked you in. British boxing owes Hatton more than it can be said.
RIP Hitman, travel safe ✌🏻
As a teenager when he was at his absolute best it just fully sucked you in. British boxing owes Hatton more than it can be said.
RIP Hitman, travel safe ✌🏻
September 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Before your AJ's and your Fury's, Ricky Hatton really bought the spectacle to British boxing.
As a teenager when he was at his absolute best it just fully sucked you in. British boxing owes Hatton more than it can be said.
RIP Hitman, travel safe ✌🏻
As a teenager when he was at his absolute best it just fully sucked you in. British boxing owes Hatton more than it can be said.
RIP Hitman, travel safe ✌🏻
schadenfreude
/ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Keep it up United!
/ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Keep it up United!
August 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
schadenfreude
/ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Keep it up United!
/ˈʃɑːd(ə)nˌfrɔɪdə/
noun
pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.
Keep it up United!
When I was 15 I was trying to get girls to show me there bras on MSN messenger
Max Dowman is special
Max Dowman is special
August 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When I was 15 I was trying to get girls to show me there bras on MSN messenger
Max Dowman is special
Max Dowman is special
Been off the grid all day
Any transfer news in the Arsenal camp?
Any transfer news in the Arsenal camp?
August 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Been off the grid all day
Any transfer news in the Arsenal camp?
Any transfer news in the Arsenal camp?
If they made Austin Powers now, he would have been frozen in 1995... the first film come out in 1997.
August 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
If they made Austin Powers now, he would have been frozen in 1995... the first film come out in 1997.
RIP Ozzy Osbourne.
A true working class hero and the personification of a rock n roll star!
Travel easy ✌🏻
A true working class hero and the personification of a rock n roll star!
Travel easy ✌🏻
July 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
RIP Ozzy Osbourne.
A true working class hero and the personification of a rock n roll star!
Travel easy ✌🏻
A true working class hero and the personification of a rock n roll star!
Travel easy ✌🏻
I won't be saying any more on the subject other than I can not support how the club acted over the TP situation.
I feel most Arsenal fans read the room pretty well and did not want our club to be associated with him.
I hope the victims get the support and justice they so rightly deserve.
I feel most Arsenal fans read the room pretty well and did not want our club to be associated with him.
I hope the victims get the support and justice they so rightly deserve.
July 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I won't be saying any more on the subject other than I can not support how the club acted over the TP situation.
I feel most Arsenal fans read the room pretty well and did not want our club to be associated with him.
I hope the victims get the support and justice they so rightly deserve.
I feel most Arsenal fans read the room pretty well and did not want our club to be associated with him.
I hope the victims get the support and justice they so rightly deserve.
The amount of messages I've gotten off their fans tonight is pathetic.
Your first thought after winning something for the first time in 17 years is Arsenal? Very odd behaviour.
Enjoy your evenings Spuds, football doesn't offer many good nights, see you next season!
Your first thought after winning something for the first time in 17 years is Arsenal? Very odd behaviour.
Enjoy your evenings Spuds, football doesn't offer many good nights, see you next season!
May 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The amount of messages I've gotten off their fans tonight is pathetic.
Your first thought after winning something for the first time in 17 years is Arsenal? Very odd behaviour.
Enjoy your evenings Spuds, football doesn't offer many good nights, see you next season!
Your first thought after winning something for the first time in 17 years is Arsenal? Very odd behaviour.
Enjoy your evenings Spuds, football doesn't offer many good nights, see you next season!
It's the best trophy on the planet and I won't have it any other way.
Look at what that means to them. Palace thoroughly deserved that win and as a club, a big trophy!
Oliver Glasner deserves so much credit for what he's done there
Look at what that means to them. Palace thoroughly deserved that win and as a club, a big trophy!
Oliver Glasner deserves so much credit for what he's done there
May 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
It's the best trophy on the planet and I won't have it any other way.
Look at what that means to them. Palace thoroughly deserved that win and as a club, a big trophy!
Oliver Glasner deserves so much credit for what he's done there
Look at what that means to them. Palace thoroughly deserved that win and as a club, a big trophy!
Oliver Glasner deserves so much credit for what he's done there
I mean, how can you not adore football. What an absolute roller coaster!
I just hope the Arsenal give me more adoration for the sport tomorrow
I just hope the Arsenal give me more adoration for the sport tomorrow
May 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I mean, how can you not adore football. What an absolute roller coaster!
I just hope the Arsenal give me more adoration for the sport tomorrow
I just hope the Arsenal give me more adoration for the sport tomorrow
Piss poor from Arsenal. Its no excuse that their attention is elsewhere.
If City and Chelsea weren't so bad this season I'd be seriously worried about Top 4/5.
20 dropped points from winning positions is a disgrace.
If City and Chelsea weren't so bad this season I'd be seriously worried about Top 4/5.
20 dropped points from winning positions is a disgrace.
May 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Piss poor from Arsenal. Its no excuse that their attention is elsewhere.
If City and Chelsea weren't so bad this season I'd be seriously worried about Top 4/5.
20 dropped points from winning positions is a disgrace.
If City and Chelsea weren't so bad this season I'd be seriously worried about Top 4/5.
20 dropped points from winning positions is a disgrace.