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Chris T
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Ride bikes. Ride rails. Pants. He/Him. Trying. Toronto. Friend of Mr. Cairo.

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#onthisday Former Vice President Dick Cheney (Dead/Derogatory) shot his 78 year old hunting pal right in the chest with a 28-gauge Perazzi shotgun.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Cheney_hunting_accident

#dickcheney #shotgun
Dick Cheney hunting accident - Wikipedia
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February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
christ.awjeez.help.ap.brid.gy
It is PriceMaster Day.

https://youtu.be/CUmmxW7Ksc8

MAKE. ME. AN. OFFER.

#onthisday #thankyouforshopping #denton
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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RE: https://mastodon.mit.edu/@Eggfreckles/115990184632072133

#onthisday
mastodon.mit.edu
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 PM
christ.awjeez.help.ap.brid.gy
Just got an alert on my bloody wristwatch about a podcast.

https://nebula.tv/agenda/torontos-crack-smoking-mayor-wbobby-broccoli

#notjustbikes #urbanistagenda #crack
An internet of shit watch displaying an alert from the Castbox application letting me know that there is a new Urbanist Agenda podcast about "Toronto's Crack-Smoking Mayor (w/ Bobby Brococoli). Magical times. And as always, FTP.
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Smart. Our mail carrier has taken to wearing a hard hat on his route due to the 'large adult son sized' icicles above.
January 29, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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TIMELINE CLEANSE. BEHOLD. MOLOCH
A screengrab from the TV show CHiPs, Season 6, Episode 4, showing Eric Estrada as a bastard in a pig uniform next to MOLOCH in their beautiful red skin suit, face painted white with black lips and some gorgeous red eye liner. Defund, Abolish, Prosecute.
January 27, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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pulled a lil' ol' lady out of a snowbank #dlws
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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PAID MY FUCKING TAXES TODAY.
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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The best day to plant a tree was yesterday. A good day to stash some bricks and cocktails is today. I look forward to tomorrow.
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
christ.awjeez.help.ap.brid.gy
Urge to set Lake Erie on fire again intensifies.
January 21, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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It's Piazzale Loreto Elon Day! Good tidings to all who make room and celebrate.

https://www.latintimes.com/italian-students-hang-elon-musk-effigy-same-square-when-mussolinis-corpse-was-displayed-mutilated-572952

#onthisday #fascism #justice
Italian Students Hang Elon Musk Effigy in Same Square When Mussolini's Corpse Was Displayed and Mutilated
Italian university students hung an effigy of Elon Musk upside down at the site where fascist dictator Benito Mussolini's body was desecrated in 1945.
www.latintimes.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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RE: https://social.notjustbikes.com/@notjustbikes/115916966480438299

NEW NJB TAKING A DESERVED SHIT ON CANADIAN MEDIOCRITY AND CORRUPTION. LOVE TO SEE IT.
social.notjustbikes.com
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
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All my homies hate Bradford Bradford.
January 18, 2026 at 10:38 PM
christ.awjeez.help.ap.brid.gy
In light of the recent Carney/China/Ford/EV news I am holding fast on my Fuck those dudes and Fuck cars position.
January 16, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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Just happened upon this TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Nsp0hg6Ug
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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Currently playing shovel chicken with the neighbours to see who starts first. I'm waiting for the snow to stop falling but I can just feel there are a few itchy shovel mitts down the lane. I've got my boots untied and in position at the door. I will not be shamed or bullied.
January 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Just toggled on the traffic layer out of morbid curiosity. Oooof. #toronto
January 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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Shawn Micallef ski on Bloor St when #dlws
January 15, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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A bit blizzy #dlws
January 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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Image informing me that I was the number three purchaser of Clipper Blackcurrant tea at Sainsbury's in the UK.
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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Sun's out. Go get that D. #dlws
January 8, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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Rocky rules!

https://www.torontotoday.ca/local/arts-culture/man-behind-thousands-metal-artworks-across-toronto-rocky-dobey-11662420

#streetart #publicart
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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One qualm. I'm a huge fan of near future dystopian fiction but can it not be like tomorrow near future?
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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Maybe if we just try shifting these deck chairs around a lil' bit.
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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I hate Neil deGrasse Tyson so much.
January 1, 2026 at 12:42 AM