@chrissy64.bsky.social
Who am I? I am me. I am not you, and you are not me. I zig when most people zag. I see gray when others see only black and white. Put me in a box and I will jump out and draw stick figures and stuff like that all over it.
A bit sarcastic, a bit snarky.
A bit sarcastic, a bit snarky.
This is the only notebook that all Republicans can relate to.
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is the only notebook that all Republicans can relate to.
Yay…Godzilla Day! It’s about time.
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Yay…Godzilla Day! It’s about time.
How he really figures these things out…
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
How he really figures these things out…
The tried and true “it wasn’t me” response.
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The tried and true “it wasn’t me” response.
God, I found Jesus yesterday. He’s just a casual dude hanging out by the elevators.
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
God, I found Jesus yesterday. He’s just a casual dude hanging out by the elevators.
It’s a sad day when you actually understand MTG.
MAGA’s little girl is growing up so fast. Tomorrow she may actually be a reasonable person. Emphasis on MAY.
MAGA’s little girl is growing up so fast. Tomorrow she may actually be a reasonable person. Emphasis on MAY.
October 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s a sad day when you actually understand MTG.
MAGA’s little girl is growing up so fast. Tomorrow she may actually be a reasonable person. Emphasis on MAY.
MAGA’s little girl is growing up so fast. Tomorrow she may actually be a reasonable person. Emphasis on MAY.
No words for that…
September 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
No words for that…
I borrowed this from someone else, but I think it’s a fitting comment 😎
September 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I borrowed this from someone else, but I think it’s a fitting comment 😎
I am honestly shocked, horrified, and astonished about the sheer number of stupid statements that have come from President Stable Genius’s cabinet members today. Granted I’m not Mensa material but damn at least I know when to keep my mouth shut. They show up and just throw up total garbage.
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I am honestly shocked, horrified, and astonished about the sheer number of stupid statements that have come from President Stable Genius’s cabinet members today. Granted I’m not Mensa material but damn at least I know when to keep my mouth shut. They show up and just throw up total garbage.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “it’s not a hoax.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: I’m MAGA through and through.
Those two statements do not belong in the same conversation.
Hell has done froze over…..
Marjorie Taylor Greene: I’m MAGA through and through.
Those two statements do not belong in the same conversation.
Hell has done froze over…..
September 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “it’s not a hoax.”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: I’m MAGA through and through.
Those two statements do not belong in the same conversation.
Hell has done froze over…..
Marjorie Taylor Greene: I’m MAGA through and through.
Those two statements do not belong in the same conversation.
Hell has done froze over…..
What’s really sad is Kash Patel doesn’t have to fake a look of shock.
Apparently he was born with it.
Apparently he was born with it.
August 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What’s really sad is Kash Patel doesn’t have to fake a look of shock.
Apparently he was born with it.
Apparently he was born with it.
Wow, that’s fantastic.
Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.”
Said no one ever.
Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.”
Said no one ever.
August 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Wow, that’s fantastic.
Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.”
Said no one ever.
Just last week I told my bestie “ I wish my gas can flowed faster.”
Said no one ever.
It will be a cold day in hell before Zelenskyy agrees with you bartering away his country.
Makes you sound like a big man giving away some other country. If you want to give Putin something, offer up the Epstein Files, Eric, Mar a Lardo. Your shit not someone else’s.
Makes you sound like a big man giving away some other country. If you want to give Putin something, offer up the Epstein Files, Eric, Mar a Lardo. Your shit not someone else’s.
August 16, 2025 at 5:05 AM
It will be a cold day in hell before Zelenskyy agrees with you bartering away his country.
Makes you sound like a big man giving away some other country. If you want to give Putin something, offer up the Epstein Files, Eric, Mar a Lardo. Your shit not someone else’s.
Makes you sound like a big man giving away some other country. If you want to give Putin something, offer up the Epstein Files, Eric, Mar a Lardo. Your shit not someone else’s.
There you have straight from Trump’s mouth, “he’s seen it all.” What could he possibly be talking about? Top secret U.S. documents? The Epstein Files? Trump’s junk?
So many possibilities. If it’s his junk Satan is going to be pissed.
So many possibilities. If it’s his junk Satan is going to be pissed.
August 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
There you have straight from Trump’s mouth, “he’s seen it all.” What could he possibly be talking about? Top secret U.S. documents? The Epstein Files? Trump’s junk?
So many possibilities. If it’s his junk Satan is going to be pissed.
So many possibilities. If it’s his junk Satan is going to be pissed.
Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, Ken Patrick and the rest of the merry band of Trump gerrymandering tools are just pissed that the Democrats turned the table on them and pulled the same stunt they have pulled in the past. Yoda says it best.
August 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Greg Abbott, Dan Patrick, Ken Patrick and the rest of the merry band of Trump gerrymandering tools are just pissed that the Democrats turned the table on them and pulled the same stunt they have pulled in the past. Yoda says it best.
Hmm…looks just like Mir a Lardo. Same striped umbrellas.
August 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Hmm…looks just like Mir a Lardo. Same striped umbrellas.
I had no idea there were so many comedians in Trump’s administration.
August 7, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I had no idea there were so many comedians in Trump’s administration.
Dr. Evil looks like a real stable genius next to him.
August 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Dr. Evil looks like a real stable genius next to him.
Who’s moobs are he talking about?
July 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Who’s moobs are he talking about?
This clock is looking for its cuckoo…think we just found it.
July 29, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This clock is looking for its cuckoo…think we just found it.
Psst…little girl want some candy?? You have to get into my van first. 🤢
July 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Psst…little girl want some candy?? You have to get into my van first. 🤢