My youngest had this look, as if you had just told him a story and he didn't believe a word of it: "What nonsense are you trying to hand me now?"

With commercials, becsuse there is nothing free in this world except grace we can neither earn nor serve.

Not sure if this is working...

I have not done this yet. The sewing book from the Stohlmans has explicit directions stating things like "Go slow! Learn each step!" And they tell you not to put down the awl as a time saver. It's like a dance of awl, needle and thread with them.

He has an awl, though? Maybe to open a prepunched holes more.

I'd have to look it up exactly why, but the Stohlmans' book on hand-sewing was against pre-punched holes as they could distort, but holes punched as-you-go wouldn't.

I can't see that close and have not done it yet, but a tool for correct spacing is called a pricking wheel, which makes evenly spaced marks via points as you roll it. These guide where you punch the awl.

That's abiut how long it takes me to get from Brattleboro to NYC. I usually drive into Boston, but it's tempting not to have to deal with driving in Boston.

I heard this while watching him.
youtu.be/igSHbtv52G4?...

I thought of this joke also when I read thsi. Also thought of it during rising COVID rates and people still packing churches.

I just left a comment at OP with a variant where God sends a car, then raft, then helicopter to a man trapped by rising floods who asks God what happened when he gets to Heaven.

"I sent you a car, I sent you a raft, I sent you a helicopter" the AI explained post-apocalypse.

I think there's comments ar OP about their carbon footprint.