Chris Ryniak
@chrisryniak.bsky.social
Making friendly stuff for you!
Bindlewood.com
Bindlewood.com
The initial concept of my dream job may not have included the most amount of work for the least amount of pay possible. But here we are.
April 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The initial concept of my dream job may not have included the most amount of work for the least amount of pay possible. But here we are.
Despite my BFA in illustration, years of studying composition and design, all I actually want to do is make things symmetrical because my brain likes it.
April 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Despite my BFA in illustration, years of studying composition and design, all I actually want to do is make things symmetrical because my brain likes it.
For $1000 dollars, I will send all the ghosts I know to your house. They’ll do a bunch of ghost stuff that you may or may not notice. Trust me. 👻
March 28, 2025 at 11:48 AM
For $1000 dollars, I will send all the ghosts I know to your house. They’ll do a bunch of ghost stuff that you may or may not notice. Trust me. 👻
Happy Pi Day! Make sure you eat 3.14 slices! 🍕
March 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Happy Pi Day! Make sure you eat 3.14 slices! 🍕
Retirement really is just looking like a fantasy for a lot of us now.
March 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Retirement really is just looking like a fantasy for a lot of us now.
It’s the weekend, get busy doin’ nothin’!
March 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s the weekend, get busy doin’ nothin’!
Bread is my favorite food, without question. So many variations and possibilities! Where my breadies at? 🥖🍞🥐🫓🥨🥯
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Bread is my favorite food, without question. So many variations and possibilities! Where my breadies at? 🥖🍞🥐🫓🥨🥯
Working in the sausage finger factory today.
March 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Working in the sausage finger factory today.
An ENTIRELY fishing-based Animal Crossing would be great. Someone get on that!
February 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
An ENTIRELY fishing-based Animal Crossing would be great. Someone get on that!
I’d like to opt out of any further fingernail growth moving forward.
February 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’d like to opt out of any further fingernail growth moving forward.
If I could sever myself, my innie would be a charismatic and relentless ambassador and marketer of my outie’s work.
February 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If I could sever myself, my innie would be a charismatic and relentless ambassador and marketer of my outie’s work.
Progress on sanding, forever. If you smash your face against it, you can see what I did. Otherwise you wouldn’t notice 😄
February 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Progress on sanding, forever. If you smash your face against it, you can see what I did. Otherwise you wouldn’t notice 😄
Since billionaires aren’t going anywhere, I will gladly sell them some art at a greatly inflated price to help them launder…er…invest their money.
February 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Since billionaires aren’t going anywhere, I will gladly sell them some art at a greatly inflated price to help them launder…er…invest their money.
How many different projects are you working on at a time? I’m actively working on about a dozen, with that many more started. I long for the day of working on one thing at a time.
February 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
How many different projects are you working on at a time? I’m actively working on about a dozen, with that many more started. I long for the day of working on one thing at a time.
Two kinds of people on Valentines Day. 💜
February 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Two kinds of people on Valentines Day. 💜
I can’t be the only one who is CONSTANTLY nursing an injury. The venn diagram of my life is two overlapping injuries with bruises and scabs in the middle.
February 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I can’t be the only one who is CONSTANTLY nursing an injury. The venn diagram of my life is two overlapping injuries with bruises and scabs in the middle.
Some big new things to look at for our first open studios tomorrow!
February 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Some big new things to look at for our first open studios tomorrow!
A guy stopped my wife and I in the parking lot to tell us that we were a cool looking couple. He then compared me to Tom Hardy. I fully disagree but will take that compliment to my grave as a high point in my life.
February 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A guy stopped my wife and I in the parking lot to tell us that we were a cool looking couple. He then compared me to Tom Hardy. I fully disagree but will take that compliment to my grave as a high point in my life.
Aldi has the best/worst most egregious knockoffs. Malt O Meal is a very close second.
February 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Aldi has the best/worst most egregious knockoffs. Malt O Meal is a very close second.
Still sanding. Gotta obliterate those microscopic build lines that only I will notice. 😄
February 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Still sanding. Gotta obliterate those microscopic build lines that only I will notice. 😄
Look for the helpers.
~Fred Rogers
~Fred Rogers
February 1, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Look for the helpers.
~Fred Rogers
~Fred Rogers
I never anticipated spending so much of my life with sandpaper.
February 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I never anticipated spending so much of my life with sandpaper.
This is what I feel like with all the projects I’m working on. But with way fewer limbs.
January 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is what I feel like with all the projects I’m working on. But with way fewer limbs.
I’ll fully accept the future where I can run two 3D printers at once and magically make something tangible from ones and zeros.
This OTHER future is pretty lame.
This OTHER future is pretty lame.
January 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I’ll fully accept the future where I can run two 3D printers at once and magically make something tangible from ones and zeros.
This OTHER future is pretty lame.
This OTHER future is pretty lame.
