Chris Robinson
@chrisrobinsonnj.bsky.social
Dad • Husband • Loves: Yankees • AEW • WWE • Doctor Who • YouTube • Love Trump? You’re in a cult
When that hand falls off, is he going to go full Darth Vader robot hand, or Chubbs Peterson Happy Gilmore hand?
November 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
When that hand falls off, is he going to go full Darth Vader robot hand, or Chubbs Peterson Happy Gilmore hand?
I remember when my rapidly deteriorating uncle stopped supporting my choice to not be racist.
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I remember when my rapidly deteriorating uncle stopped supporting my choice to not be racist.
Just today I stopped a war between my 5-month-old and a stuffed llama. I didn’t even need to use tariffs, but I did explode the llama inside a fishing boat.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Just today I stopped a war between my 5-month-old and a stuffed llama. I didn’t even need to use tariffs, but I did explode the llama inside a fishing boat.
Trump: And of course, Jeff will be buried underneath. We love Jeff. We miss him. He wrote a lot of emails. A LOT. I remember his first AOL email address: [email protected]. He loved that email address.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Trump: And of course, Jeff will be buried underneath. We love Jeff. We miss him. He wrote a lot of emails. A LOT. I remember his first AOL email address: [email protected]. He loved that email address.
CNN: IF Donald Trump was naked in a closet with a teen, with a closet legally being a space that contains clothes… Can closets sue us? They can’t? That’s surprising.
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
CNN: IF Donald Trump was naked in a closet with a teen, with a closet legally being a space that contains clothes… Can closets sue us? They can’t? That’s surprising.
Oh, so now dead people don’t deserve to eat? Typical Republican.
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh, so now dead people don’t deserve to eat? Typical Republican.
Leavitt: It’s not like Jeffrey Epstein filmed these encounters, saved the tapes, and hid them somewhere we really need to find.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Leavitt: It’s not like Jeffrey Epstein filmed these encounters, saved the tapes, and hid them somewhere we really need to find.
Yeah that’s not how science works at all. You can’t troll science you don’t like.
November 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Yeah that’s not how science works at all. You can’t troll science you don’t like.
Now hold on, we only have a ton of proof. We need about 1500% more before we can be sure.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Now hold on, we only have a ton of proof. We need about 1500% more before we can be sure.
Kristi Noem: Look. I wanna go down in history as a monster that terrorized the American people on a daily basis. Ya’ll thought the dog killin’ was bad? I’m just getting started.
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Kristi Noem: Look. I wanna go down in history as a monster that terrorized the American people on a daily basis. Ya’ll thought the dog killin’ was bad? I’m just getting started.
DR. OZ: Trumpcare would look like a 10 gallon tub of Diet Coke, a thimble of insulin, and a voucher for one free visit to a doctor-ish person. Kind of like me but somehow less qualified.
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
DR. OZ: Trumpcare would look like a 10 gallon tub of Diet Coke, a thimble of insulin, and a voucher for one free visit to a doctor-ish person. Kind of like me but somehow less qualified.
Trump: How about the Trumps? The Washington Trumps. Has a nice ring to it. People at that stadium loved me on Sunday. They were chanting Boo-urns because I remind them of their favorite Simpsons character.
November 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Trump: How about the Trumps? The Washington Trumps. Has a nice ring to it. People at that stadium loved me on Sunday. They were chanting Boo-urns because I remind them of their favorite Simpsons character.
Trump: How about the Trumps? The Washington Trumps. Has a nice ring to it. People at that stadium loved me on Sunday. They were chanting Boo-urns because I remind them of their favorite Simpsons character.
November 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Trump: How about the Trumps? The Washington Trumps. Has a nice ring to it. People at that stadium loved me on Sunday. They were chanting Boo-urns because I remind them of their favorite Simpsons character.
Trump: God bless America. Lando Calrissian. He’s the black guy. In Star Wars. Him and Han seem to have a lot of fun. On the Falcon. Up in space there. With Chewie and the gang. God bless America…
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trump: God bless America. Lando Calrissian. He’s the black guy. In Star Wars. Him and Han seem to have a lot of fun. On the Falcon. Up in space there. With Chewie and the gang. God bless America…
Trump: They call them “Holiday Inns”
but these criminals didn’t want to celebrate our holidays. I said make them celebrate Christmas, and they said they want to celebrate (unintelligible made up holiday).
but these criminals didn’t want to celebrate our holidays. I said make them celebrate Christmas, and they said they want to celebrate (unintelligible made up holiday).
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Trump: They call them “Holiday Inns”
but these criminals didn’t want to celebrate our holidays. I said make them celebrate Christmas, and they said they want to celebrate (unintelligible made up holiday).
but these criminals didn’t want to celebrate our holidays. I said make them celebrate Christmas, and they said they want to celebrate (unintelligible made up holiday).
And there it is. Honor the veterans? Sure, but not without taking shots at his political enemies. Stay classy, Donald!
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And there it is. Honor the veterans? Sure, but not without taking shots at his political enemies. Stay classy, Donald!
Ah yes, the widow Kirk. Come give your favorite president a smooch.
JD in the corner…
JD in the corner…
a man in a red suit and green tie stands in front of a window
ALT: a man in a red suit and green tie stands in front of a window
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November 10, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ah yes, the widow Kirk. Come give your favorite president a smooch.
JD in the corner…
JD in the corner…
Trump: Many people are saying this is a bribe to voters that we’ll remind them of during the 2026 midterms. “Remember the bribe!” I’ll say. And they’ll remember.
November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump: Many people are saying this is a bribe to voters that we’ll remind them of during the 2026 midterms. “Remember the bribe!” I’ll say. And they’ll remember.
And there it is. The “concepts of a plan.” There’s no way it comes to fruition, and it’s completely bonkers, but it’s “concepts!”
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
And there it is. The “concepts of a plan.” There’s no way it comes to fruition, and it’s completely bonkers, but it’s “concepts!”
HASSETT: The President has never been to a grocery store because it’s mostly poor people, middle class people, and people he would NEVER welcome into the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
HASSETT: The President has never been to a grocery store because it’s mostly poor people, middle class people, and people he would NEVER welcome into the Epstein Memorial Ballroom.