Chris Pyle
@chrispyle.bsky.social
Average human dad of 3. I swear I am totally human and not a robot. Wait, that is what a robot would say. Crap.
We've elected the stupidest people to solve the world's most complex issues.
February 14, 2026 at 3:02 AM
We've elected the stupidest people to solve the world's most complex issues.
It’s a crazy statement to make. It makes me think that he was considering selling one or more of his children?
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It’s a crazy statement to make. It makes me think that he was considering selling one or more of his children?
It's probably because Costco didn't have multiple investigations into its business practices that they needed to go away.
February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
It's probably because Costco didn't have multiple investigations into its business practices that they needed to go away.
Sounds like the opening to a hostage video.
February 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Sounds like the opening to a hostage video.
Senator Wordturds just letting that shit fall right out of his facehole.
February 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Senator Wordturds just letting that shit fall right out of his facehole.
Melania 2: Back to the Minors.
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Melania 2: Back to the Minors.
Q-Anon was a test to see what people would be willing to believe all in the name of hatred. They found out and it is now no longer needed.
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Q-Anon was a test to see what people would be willing to believe all in the name of hatred. They found out and it is now no longer needed.
I'm assuming it's because they know the Supreme Court is going to upend birthright citizenship.
January 31, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm assuming it's because they know the Supreme Court is going to upend birthright citizenship.
Generalissimo Poopypants needs to be changed.
January 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Generalissimo Poopypants needs to be changed.
It says you have to stay. It doesn’t say you gave to watch.
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It says you have to stay. It doesn’t say you gave to watch.
Tell us you're still breastfeeding without telling us you're breastfeeding.
January 29, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Tell us you're still breastfeeding without telling us you're breastfeeding.
This is all I can think of when I see Scott Bessent.
January 28, 2026 at 4:16 PM
This is all I can think of when I see Scott Bessent.
I think you forgot Kiss.
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I think you forgot Kiss.
I'm assuming that the Trump Organization main shareholder is wanting a briefing on how his investment is coming along.
January 24, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I'm assuming that the Trump Organization main shareholder is wanting a briefing on how his investment is coming along.
"If you just work everyday of your life for whatever we are willing to pay you'll be the healthiest person ever. The rich we'll get so much richer. What's so hard to understand."-Dr. Schnoz
January 21, 2026 at 12:47 PM
"If you just work everyday of your life for whatever we are willing to pay you'll be the healthiest person ever. The rich we'll get so much richer. What's so hard to understand."-Dr. Schnoz
I saw a study that found that most studies were a worthless waste of time and never changed a damn thing.
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I saw a study that found that most studies were a worthless waste of time and never changed a damn thing.
In fairness, he does look like a re-animated corpse.
January 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
In fairness, he does look like a re-animated corpse.
I had a penguin splash water in my mouth at the zoo years ago. Good to know that I’ll be justified in going back throwing a plugged in toaster into the water. Thanks CNN!
January 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I had a penguin splash water in my mouth at the zoo years ago. Good to know that I’ll be justified in going back throwing a plugged in toaster into the water. Thanks CNN!
I used to refer to the dance he did as prison practice. Supreme Court kind of fucked that up though.
January 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I used to refer to the dance he did as prison practice. Supreme Court kind of fucked that up though.
Just say every word you know in one sentence. That always works to explain everything.
December 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just say every word you know in one sentence. That always works to explain everything.
This looks like the cover to Bill Clinton's jazz album entitled "Sex Pest".
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This looks like the cover to Bill Clinton's jazz album entitled "Sex Pest".
Watch out for Cuellar. He could keep his house seat in the midterms then flip.
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Watch out for Cuellar. He could keep his house seat in the midterms then flip.
Everyone knows that consistency is the key to winning championships.....or being a perpetual loser.
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Everyone knows that consistency is the key to winning championships.....or being a perpetual loser.
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I WON THE PIZZA HUT PIECE PRIZE BY ENDING DECADES OLD PIZZAS ON THEIR BUFFET. I FINISHED...I MEAN ENDED EIGHT, NINE...I MEAN 10 PIZZAS, YEAH 10. PEOPLE ARE SAYING NO ONE ELSE COULD ACCOMPLISH WHAT I'VE DONE.