Tom Tom Waits Club Club president
@chrispb.bsky.social
Future Criterion closet thief. Poetry and songwriting. Toronto Raptors fan. Ottawa, ON, CAN. Shawarma connoisseur. Older than some dirt. Open to kindness.
Everyone in eastern Ontario is writing their names in the snow tonight
December 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Everyone in eastern Ontario is writing their names in the snow tonight
Deja voodoo rocks. Been 42 years since I saw them but just as awesome
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Deja voodoo rocks. Been 42 years since I saw them but just as awesome
Me when the chores I hate need doing.
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me when the chores I hate need doing.
got my @delicatezine.bsky.social issue in the mail this week. Thanks to Dusti for sending my copies cross country.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
got my @delicatezine.bsky.social issue in the mail this week. Thanks to Dusti for sending my copies cross country.
TeiL have awesome stickers
October 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
TeiL have awesome stickers
Even in Paris the Blue Jays are the people's choice.
September 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even in Paris the Blue Jays are the people's choice.
Great new art exhibition asking smart questions. The answer is OSEG stole it with the blessing of #ottcity council. At Wilbrod Happy Goat coffee shop
September 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Great new art exhibition asking smart questions. The answer is OSEG stole it with the blessing of #ottcity council. At Wilbrod Happy Goat coffee shop
Jordan Peterson's Toronto home has a 9.2 walkability score. This from the '15 minute cities are a communist plot' asshole of a liar lol. Once a fraud, always a fraud.
July 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Jordan Peterson's Toronto home has a 9.2 walkability score. This from the '15 minute cities are a communist plot' asshole of a liar lol. Once a fraud, always a fraud.
Strange Brew with the presient messaging eh.
June 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Strange Brew with the presient messaging eh.
🎵🎶 Jesus Calling to the faraway towns. Now war is declared and battle come down. 🎵
June 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
🎵🎶 Jesus Calling to the faraway towns. Now war is declared and battle come down. 🎵
Republicans, forever and always, once a fetus isn't aborted:
April 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Republicans, forever and always, once a fetus isn't aborted:
my late grandmother's brand.
April 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
my late grandmother's brand.
Me sending out a mediocre poem to an editor and hoping it gets published:
March 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me sending out a mediocre poem to an editor and hoping it gets published:
Thanks. This one is trying to declaw the edit pile. Feel free to take him.
March 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Thanks. This one is trying to declaw the edit pile. Feel free to take him.
They want to turn everyone trans -- says the 60 cis guy who loved this guitarist in Boston in 1976.
March 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They want to turn everyone trans -- says the 60 cis guy who loved this guitarist in Boston in 1976.
Thankful to have a poem published in the online journal bywards.ca
March 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Thankful to have a poem published in the online journal bywards.ca
Oligarchs and fascists in bed together.
January 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Oligarchs and fascists in bed together.
Geddy Lee + Le Studio + Tom Sawyer + David Lynch's Eraserhead poster = 1981 awesomeness.
January 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Geddy Lee + Le Studio + Tom Sawyer + David Lynch's Eraserhead poster = 1981 awesomeness.
The last performance I saw of David Lynch's. His portrayal of John Ford was short, to the point, and memorable. He was a great director and a damn fine actor, too.
January 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The last performance I saw of David Lynch's. His portrayal of John Ford was short, to the point, and memorable. He was a great director and a damn fine actor, too.
Me listening to The Carpenters, reading Mary Oliver by soft light, with a cat purring on my lap.
January 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Me listening to The Carpenters, reading Mary Oliver by soft light, with a cat purring on my lap.
Capitalists: free markets!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
January 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Capitalists: free markets!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Cheese: free me!
Retailers: oh you two!
Me reacting to Liberals trying to make the Carney nonsense happen
December 16, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Me reacting to Liberals trying to make the Carney nonsense happen