Chris
@chrisp82.bsky.social
Amateur gardener, semi-pro fantasy baseball manager. Be curious, ask questions, be wrong, learn.
Rumor has it Trump has the biggest micropenis.
December 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Rumor has it Trump has the biggest micropenis.
I wonder why he didn’t use Obama’s presidential mugshot.
December 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I wonder why he didn’t use Obama’s presidential mugshot.
Our government, from Trump down is trash. We have been let down by republicans, democrats and independents. We have turned into a terrorist nation and our elected officials haven’t done a thing.
December 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Our government, from Trump down is trash. We have been let down by republicans, democrats and independents. We have turned into a terrorist nation and our elected officials haven’t done a thing.
Impersonating federal agents. That’s a prison term he can and will get pardoned for. And probably be hired by ICE anyways.
December 15, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Impersonating federal agents. That’s a prison term he can and will get pardoned for. And probably be hired by ICE anyways.
There’s a lot of white men in power right now that look like pedos. Let’s try arresting them.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
There’s a lot of white men in power right now that look like pedos. Let’s try arresting them.
We are going to run out of small violins for all of these dopes. I hope she loses her house.
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
We are going to run out of small violins for all of these dopes. I hope she loses her house.
I’m glad he let us know his last exam was his most recent. I thought his first one was the most recent.
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’m glad he let us know his last exam was his most recent. I thought his first one was the most recent.
Is he smoking a clove cigarette or a cigarillo?
December 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Is he smoking a clove cigarette or a cigarillo?
Someone is going to make a hologram assassin for him right? It would be pretty bad taste, but “own the libs” is a thing, we can “own tpUSA”.
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Someone is going to make a hologram assassin for him right? It would be pretty bad taste, but “own the libs” is a thing, we can “own tpUSA”.
It’s skin color plain and simple. You have you be white. In 1 case painted orange like a douche Jersey boy.
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It’s skin color plain and simple. You have you be white. In 1 case painted orange like a douche Jersey boy.
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social here’s a nice mushroom video.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social here’s a nice mushroom video.
Didn’t he put a lot of money towards AIDS research during his first term? He actually did something good at one point and just went dementia don and nuked his own thing. I guess that’s the art of the deal.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Didn’t he put a lot of money towards AIDS research during his first term? He actually did something good at one point and just went dementia don and nuked his own thing. I guess that’s the art of the deal.
maga is full of people that talk a lot but have nothing to say. Lead by king dipshit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
maga is full of people that talk a lot but have nothing to say. Lead by king dipshit.
What a toad
a young boy wearing a hat and a suit smiles
ALT: a young boy wearing a hat and a suit smiles
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November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
What a toad
Maga are a bunch of LARPers, but instead of being fun and enjoyable people, they are insane racist pricks.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Maga are a bunch of LARPers, but instead of being fun and enjoyable people, they are insane racist pricks.
I just use free tv apps, Pluto right now. Shows run non stop and you miss stuff, but that’s still better than old school viewing. There’s commercials, oh well. No reason to keep up with the Kardashians when I can’t even keep up with the Joneses.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I just use free tv apps, Pluto right now. Shows run non stop and you miss stuff, but that’s still better than old school viewing. There’s commercials, oh well. No reason to keep up with the Kardashians when I can’t even keep up with the Joneses.
There’s Patel again, holding in a fart in the background.
November 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There’s Patel again, holding in a fart in the background.
Next time do rabbits being killed. Not a fun sound. Or just Rick Roll them. Or, maybe, play Trump talking non stop. Let them dream of their better life with him as their narrator.
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Next time do rabbits being killed. Not a fun sound. Or just Rick Roll them. Or, maybe, play Trump talking non stop. Let them dream of their better life with him as their narrator.
How is this dunce of a human being trying to force the 10 commandments and have to look one of them up? Failing on live tv about your supposed religion. They all need to fuck right off with their faux Christianity. Jesus would’ve chastised her.
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
How is this dunce of a human being trying to force the 10 commandments and have to look one of them up? Failing on live tv about your supposed religion. They all need to fuck right off with their faux Christianity. Jesus would’ve chastised her.
So, Charlie Kirk being shot was ok by this thought process and maga can shut up since trump says so.
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So, Charlie Kirk being shot was ok by this thought process and maga can shut up since trump says so.