The cover's my favourite bit!

I will find a way! (The Big River ebook portal is pretty easy if it's already formatted e-ready)

Ooh! Now I just have to figure out how to download it! Takk fyri!

I know writers probably don't count, but I do have a cat I have to work around...

"-ish" is the most important word in a writer/translator's vocabulary!

You're allowed to sell stuff made by southerners then?

Bite the bullet now. I know this from similar experiences (twice at least, and once into first person). IMO if you know it's wrong as you keep on writing, it undermines confidence in what you're actually trying to do and doesn't help at all. Anyway, it's a good chance to self appraise for a bit!

I think I might have gone with Bob (spoken a la Rowan Atkinson)

Envious in a masochistic sort of way, and then only for about 30 seconds!

They're coming for us!
These on the sawdust pile the other day.

Oop north we still say six a-clock!

The embarrassment is made all the more acute by the moronic (and wrong!) salute.
Remember bone spurs? Never served a day in his life but salutes like a **** at any opportunity.

Because...?

"Why?" what? Preorder? Write them? Buy them? Genuinely curious.