Chris Ottenberg
@chrisottenberg.bsky.social
Just an average guy doing average things.
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
Twitch Streaming: https://www.twitch.tv/chrisottenberg
YouTube VODs: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-yeUgcGx8dj17sjSWlQz_A
#starfleetacademy
My question is... why no Cardassians yet? President Rillak is part Cardassian. So would make some sense for there to be some cadets, right? Or at least a half Cardassian or two.
We all want to keep up with the Cardassians.
My question is... why no Cardassians yet? President Rillak is part Cardassian. So would make some sense for there to be some cadets, right? Or at least a half Cardassian or two.
We all want to keep up with the Cardassians.
February 1, 2026 at 2:20 AM
#starfleetacademy
My question is... why no Cardassians yet? President Rillak is part Cardassian. So would make some sense for there to be some cadets, right? Or at least a half Cardassian or two.
We all want to keep up with the Cardassians.
My question is... why no Cardassians yet? President Rillak is part Cardassian. So would make some sense for there to be some cadets, right? Or at least a half Cardassian or two.
We all want to keep up with the Cardassians.
Reposted by Chris Ottenberg
The all-new Taskmaster Escape Room and Board Game are available to pre-order now in the Taskmaster Store.
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taskmasterstore.com/collections/...
January 30, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The all-new Taskmaster Escape Room and Board Game are available to pre-order now in the Taskmaster Store.
taskmasterstore.com/collections/...
taskmasterstore.com/collections/...
Towels are the original censor bars.
January 27, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Towels are the original censor bars.
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Trailer
Looks like someone liked Doom then tried to sprinkle in some Marvel movies and some magic stuff. Plus a plastic sword.
Looks like someone liked Doom then tried to sprinkle in some Marvel movies and some magic stuff. Plus a plastic sword.
January 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Trailer
Looks like someone liked Doom then tried to sprinkle in some Marvel movies and some magic stuff. Plus a plastic sword.
Looks like someone liked Doom then tried to sprinkle in some Marvel movies and some magic stuff. Plus a plastic sword.
Bear - Cub
Cow - Calf
Dog - Puppy
Cat - Kitten
Horse - Foal
Kangaroo - Joey
Goat - Kid
Human - Baby
Cow - Calf
Dog - Puppy
Cat - Kitten
Horse - Foal
Kangaroo - Joey
Goat - Kid
Human - Baby
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Bear - Cub
Cow - Calf
Dog - Puppy
Cat - Kitten
Horse - Foal
Kangaroo - Joey
Goat - Kid
Human - Baby
Cow - Calf
Dog - Puppy
Cat - Kitten
Horse - Foal
Kangaroo - Joey
Goat - Kid
Human - Baby
Worst people to have optic blasts/heat vision/laser vision:
Cross-eyed people
People with a lazy eye.
Cross-eyed people
People with a lazy eye.
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Worst people to have optic blasts/heat vision/laser vision:
Cross-eyed people
People with a lazy eye.
Cross-eyed people
People with a lazy eye.
I had meatloaf sandwiches for dinner yesterday.
Could have had them earlier but
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that.
Could have had them earlier but
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that.
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I had meatloaf sandwiches for dinner yesterday.
Could have had them earlier but
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that.
Could have had them earlier but
I would do anything for lunch, but I won't do that.
If you are going to watch "The Tank" #thetank do yourself a favor and use German audio. I watched it in English and there are sooooooo many times the subtitles don't match what is said.
That said, it is a good movie. Love when they do great things with small casts.
That said, it is a good movie. Love when they do great things with small casts.
January 17, 2026 at 7:45 PM
If you are going to watch "The Tank" #thetank do yourself a favor and use German audio. I watched it in English and there are sooooooo many times the subtitles don't match what is said.
That said, it is a good movie. Love when they do great things with small casts.
That said, it is a good movie. Love when they do great things with small casts.
Never trust a vehicle with a manual transmission.
They're very shifty.
They're very shifty.
January 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Never trust a vehicle with a manual transmission.
They're very shifty.
They're very shifty.
Pro tip: Carry a disposable razor with you at all times. THen if someone says to you "I have something I want to get off my chest.", pull out the razor then hand it to them.
January 14, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Pro tip: Carry a disposable razor with you at all times. THen if someone says to you "I have something I want to get off my chest.", pull out the razor then hand it to them.
Why do coats/jackets not have a way to attach/hold an umbrella while it's open?
It's raining, you're carrying your umbrella so really only have 1 hand free. But if you could just put the handle in a pocket it just fits in, or a couple straps. Problem solved.
#rainyday #umbrella #handsfree
It's raining, you're carrying your umbrella so really only have 1 hand free. But if you could just put the handle in a pocket it just fits in, or a couple straps. Problem solved.
#rainyday #umbrella #handsfree
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Why do coats/jackets not have a way to attach/hold an umbrella while it's open?
It's raining, you're carrying your umbrella so really only have 1 hand free. But if you could just put the handle in a pocket it just fits in, or a couple straps. Problem solved.
#rainyday #umbrella #handsfree
It's raining, you're carrying your umbrella so really only have 1 hand free. But if you could just put the handle in a pocket it just fits in, or a couple straps. Problem solved.
#rainyday #umbrella #handsfree
I made a pretty basic railroad, nothing fancy especially since it's really the first thing I ever made and "completed" in #Blender. It was made in inches and tried to get it "life sized" but probably not 100%. If anyone wants a copy: drive.google.com/file/d/13sfZ...
January 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I made a pretty basic railroad, nothing fancy especially since it's really the first thing I ever made and "completed" in #Blender. It was made in inches and tried to get it "life sized" but probably not 100%. If anyone wants a copy: drive.google.com/file/d/13sfZ...
Started watching #FireCountry
1st ep: Firefighter in 1 little flame... suit catches fire and boot melts. I do NOT want to be a firefighter in that country.
1st ep: Firefighter in 1 little flame... suit catches fire and boot melts. I do NOT want to be a firefighter in that country.
January 4, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Started watching #FireCountry
1st ep: Firefighter in 1 little flame... suit catches fire and boot melts. I do NOT want to be a firefighter in that country.
1st ep: Firefighter in 1 little flame... suit catches fire and boot melts. I do NOT want to be a firefighter in that country.
#USARMY #USNAVY #USMARINES #USAIRFORCE
Stop "just following orders". You have and have had the right, nay the duty, to not follow orders blindly. Refuse illegal/unlawful orders.
Stop "just following orders". You have and have had the right, nay the duty, to not follow orders blindly. Refuse illegal/unlawful orders.
January 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
#USARMY #USNAVY #USMARINES #USAIRFORCE
Stop "just following orders". You have and have had the right, nay the duty, to not follow orders blindly. Refuse illegal/unlawful orders.
Stop "just following orders". You have and have had the right, nay the duty, to not follow orders blindly. Refuse illegal/unlawful orders.
December 22, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Even in The War Between the Land and the Sea, cats give 0 fucks about their owners.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Even in The War Between the Land and the Sea, cats give 0 fucks about their owners.
TV and movies always have a killer throw away the gun. The thing is, they always just do that, they never take the gun apart then throw it away scattering the parts about.
December 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
TV and movies always have a killer throw away the gun. The thing is, they always just do that, they never take the gun apart then throw it away scattering the parts about.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
#RFID #NFC keys are a thing people use for phones and home security systems. Old school metal keys are still in use. So why are they not combined? Traditional keys have that bit used to hold and turn them, so replace/add to that with a chip. The key plus a little reader in say your front door.
December 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by Chris Ottenberg
Cheers darling, marvel rivals is sponsoring my twitch stream today 💎 #emmafrost #marvelrivals
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Cheers darling, marvel rivals is sponsoring my twitch stream today 💎 #emmafrost #marvelrivals
December 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I'm usually one to stay away from political stuff, but I want to post this...
Current US Government:
Current US Government:
a group of people standing around a table with the words we like to be smart
ALT: a group of people standing around a table with the words we like to be smart
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm usually one to stay away from political stuff, but I want to post this...
Current US Government:
Current US Government:
Presumably they are going to be doing #GIJOE movie since they appeared in #RiseOfTheBeasts. Can we please bring Starscream into the TF movies now, then have the voice actor be Cobra Commander too.
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Presumably they are going to be doing #GIJOE movie since they appeared in #RiseOfTheBeasts. Can we please bring Starscream into the TF movies now, then have the voice actor be Cobra Commander too.
Reposted by Chris Ottenberg
My 2026 Calendar www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop 💙
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My 2026 Calendar www.itsmichaelalee.com/shop 💙
Dear Subtitle makers: [Speaking foreign language] is NOT a subtitle, it's lazyness.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Dear Subtitle makers: [Speaking foreign language] is NOT a subtitle, it's lazyness.