Chris Nowak
@chrisnowak.bsky.social
TV writer, big fan of dogs and the Detroit Lions
Sorry, Nick. Those are the only two choices: Other athletes or douchebag streamers. There are no other options.
Anyway, here’s a picture of Ndamukong Suh and his longtime friend Warren Buffet, who I believe earns a living by playing Fortnite on Twitch.
Anyway, here’s a picture of Ndamukong Suh and his longtime friend Warren Buffet, who I believe earns a living by playing Fortnite on Twitch.
December 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Sorry, Nick. Those are the only two choices: Other athletes or douchebag streamers. There are no other options.
Anyway, here’s a picture of Ndamukong Suh and his longtime friend Warren Buffet, who I believe earns a living by playing Fortnite on Twitch.
Anyway, here’s a picture of Ndamukong Suh and his longtime friend Warren Buffet, who I believe earns a living by playing Fortnite on Twitch.
@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social Just hear me out. What if this guy coaches both teams?
December 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
@nickbaumgardner.bsky.social Just hear me out. What if this guy coaches both teams?
So sad to see these Welfare Queens always living on government handouts. Must be something wrong with their culture.
They should try pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, as we real Americans do here in Los Angeles and other major cities.
They should try pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, as we real Americans do here in Los Angeles and other major cities.
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So sad to see these Welfare Queens always living on government handouts. Must be something wrong with their culture.
They should try pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, as we real Americans do here in Los Angeles and other major cities.
They should try pulling themselves up by their bootstraps, as we real Americans do here in Los Angeles and other major cities.
Whererin the amateur drunk. professional wife beater, and brave war fighting war fighter courageously pushes an admiral overboard.
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Whererin the amateur drunk. professional wife beater, and brave war fighting war fighter courageously pushes an admiral overboard.
The grocery order three days after you run dangerously low on dish soap while cooking a full Thanksgiving.
As god as my witness, I will never go without dish soap again.
As god as my witness, I will never go without dish soap again.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The grocery order three days after you run dangerously low on dish soap while cooking a full Thanksgiving.
As god as my witness, I will never go without dish soap again.
As god as my witness, I will never go without dish soap again.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
Never a great sign when a secret $10k per week cocaine habit is the most charitable possible explanation for one’s behavior.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Never a great sign when a secret $10k per week cocaine habit is the most charitable possible explanation for one’s behavior.
High-ly intelligent SecDef Pete Hegseth vows to get traitorous Senator Kelly hammered, legally.
He threatens to beat, in court, cowardly Kelly for domestic abuse of the chain of command.
Sec Hegseth is loaded… for bear. It’s “last call” for treasonous Dems like Senator Kelly. So intoxicating!
He threatens to beat, in court, cowardly Kelly for domestic abuse of the chain of command.
Sec Hegseth is loaded… for bear. It’s “last call” for treasonous Dems like Senator Kelly. So intoxicating!
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
High-ly intelligent SecDef Pete Hegseth vows to get traitorous Senator Kelly hammered, legally.
He threatens to beat, in court, cowardly Kelly for domestic abuse of the chain of command.
Sec Hegseth is loaded… for bear. It’s “last call” for treasonous Dems like Senator Kelly. So intoxicating!
He threatens to beat, in court, cowardly Kelly for domestic abuse of the chain of command.
Sec Hegseth is loaded… for bear. It’s “last call” for treasonous Dems like Senator Kelly. So intoxicating!
I believe it was Alexis de Tocqueville in “Democracy in America” who said, “L’Etat, c’est Trump.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I believe it was Alexis de Tocqueville in “Democracy in America” who said, “L’Etat, c’est Trump.”
Tapping the sign.
November 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tapping the sign.
There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that produces men who think they should performatively argue with professional athletes who are doing their jobs.
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There is something fundamentally wrong with a society that produces men who think they should performatively argue with professional athletes who are doing their jobs.
You all laughed at RFK, Jr for going full Josh Hawley as soon as that guy collapsed.
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
November 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You all laughed at RFK, Jr for going full Josh Hawley as soon as that guy collapsed.
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
But you don’t see pics of the HHS Secretary standing around like an Alzheimer’s patient while the rest of the room does what any normal person would do, do ya?
JD’s gonna get excommunicated before Usha converts to Christianity.
November 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
JD’s gonna get excommunicated before Usha converts to Christianity.
His opinions are irrelevant for a number of reasons, including the fact that this appears to be his default facial expression.
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
October 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
His opinions are irrelevant for a number of reasons, including the fact that this appears to be his default facial expression.
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
As I’m sure he has told countless women, “Smile more. No one will like you if you make that face.”
Fox News reporting that, contra Mamdani’s characterization of him on the Flagrant podcast, Bill Ackman is not actually Mamdani’s “beloved.”
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fox News reporting that, contra Mamdani’s characterization of him on the Flagrant podcast, Bill Ackman is not actually Mamdani’s “beloved.”
On the Flagrant podcast, Mamdani did not tell the whole truth about Bill Ackman, who is not actually his “habibi.”
October 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
On the Flagrant podcast, Mamdani did not tell the whole truth about Bill Ackman, who is not actually his “habibi.”
She likes him, Bob. Case closed.
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
She likes him, Bob. Case closed.
No one - and I mean no one - thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No one - and I mean no one - thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
No one, and mean no one, thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.
October 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No one, and mean no one, thinks Trump voters are idiots as much as the Trump admin thinks Trump voters are idiots.