Chris Neyland
banner
chrisneyland.bsky.social
Chris Neyland
@chrisneyland.bsky.social
My idea is to sell toilet paper with Dear Leader’s image.

Normal people will buy it to clean their bungholes using that fat orange coward’s image to do so.

His cult will buy it just because Dear Leader’s image is on it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I’ve been saying it for a while.

The Republican cult is now openly the Klan.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
He’s determined to bankrupt the country the way he does all his businesses.
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
If someone will give me a press pass I’ll stand up for the journalists that that stupid fat fuck insults.
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Neither ICE nor the Republicans masquerading as judges on the Supreme “Court” care.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yeah, but which one? WaPo? The Times? A local elementary school paper?
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
We would have our own countries with nukes as well.

What do you think we have right now?
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tax cuts for the rich and enable the oligarchs to profit from government contracts.
November 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They’re all so fucking stupid.
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
This is my point.

And not only do we no longer share values with the Republican cult, we don’t share a reality.

So why fight to maintain an undemocratic political system and a political marriage to a bunch of simple minded sociopathic bigots? Who are an albatross in every way?
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Reposted by Chris Neyland
We are no longer a nation of shared values. We have one side that wants a pluralistic modern society and one side that wants brutal Christian fascism. There’s no room to compromise those positions and at some point we will break apart. Hopefully it’s not violent but MAGA is inherently violent so 🤷‍♂️
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
A national political divorce solves so many problems.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What the fuck is he talking about?
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Cruel, of course.

But perfectly on course for the Republican cult.
November 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
330 million Americans and we couldn’t find one to train a turkey to attack?
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And stupidity.
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I going to assume this is satire until proven otherwise.
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Why the question mark after “written by Russia”?
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM