Chris in SF
@chrismsf.bsky.social
“We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.” - Vonnegut
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch
Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
FIX YOUR HEARTS OR DIE! - David Lynch
Antifa isn’t real and I’m proud to be a part of it
Sounds like a book someone is gonna write about Barstool Sports one day.
“Meat Crime: how a bunch of sexual-assault loving assclowns made millions selling bad sports coverage.”
Ooh or Joe Rogan. “Meat Crime” should be the title of his show.
“Meat Crime: how a bunch of sexual-assault loving assclowns made millions selling bad sports coverage.”
Ooh or Joe Rogan. “Meat Crime” should be the title of his show.
December 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Sounds like a book someone is gonna write about Barstool Sports one day.
“Meat Crime: how a bunch of sexual-assault loving assclowns made millions selling bad sports coverage.”
Ooh or Joe Rogan. “Meat Crime” should be the title of his show.
“Meat Crime: how a bunch of sexual-assault loving assclowns made millions selling bad sports coverage.”
Ooh or Joe Rogan. “Meat Crime” should be the title of his show.
I was a line cook in what passed for a fancy restaurant where I grew up. I’ve cut down so many (thousands of) whole sirloins, tenderloins, poultry, etc to clear away all that stuff. So when I get a mouthful of it all I can think of is either laziness or ignorance and this foodie dork can’t hang. Lol
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I was a line cook in what passed for a fancy restaurant where I grew up. I’ve cut down so many (thousands of) whole sirloins, tenderloins, poultry, etc to clear away all that stuff. So when I get a mouthful of it all I can think of is either laziness or ignorance and this foodie dork can’t hang. Lol
I’ve despised them since they were a truck at the Farmer’s Market
Viciously overpriced, meager portions, often way overcooked, and their famous burger - at least the one I got - was made with untrimmed beef, all the sinew and silverskin was in there to get stuck in your teeth. Never had a good time
Viciously overpriced, meager portions, often way overcooked, and their famous burger - at least the one I got - was made with untrimmed beef, all the sinew and silverskin was in there to get stuck in your teeth. Never had a good time
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’ve despised them since they were a truck at the Farmer’s Market
Viciously overpriced, meager portions, often way overcooked, and their famous burger - at least the one I got - was made with untrimmed beef, all the sinew and silverskin was in there to get stuck in your teeth. Never had a good time
Viciously overpriced, meager portions, often way overcooked, and their famous burger - at least the one I got - was made with untrimmed beef, all the sinew and silverskin was in there to get stuck in your teeth. Never had a good time
Goddamn I’m blocked by 1,893 people and I’m nobody.
I’ve somehow been added to Transphobia (unreal, how TF) and Antisemitism lists (reasonable, because the genocide-approving confuse foreign policy criticism as an ethnic attack, which is…revealing).
I’ve somehow been added to Transphobia (unreal, how TF) and Antisemitism lists (reasonable, because the genocide-approving confuse foreign policy criticism as an ethnic attack, which is…revealing).
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Goddamn I’m blocked by 1,893 people and I’m nobody.
I’ve somehow been added to Transphobia (unreal, how TF) and Antisemitism lists (reasonable, because the genocide-approving confuse foreign policy criticism as an ethnic attack, which is…revealing).
I’ve somehow been added to Transphobia (unreal, how TF) and Antisemitism lists (reasonable, because the genocide-approving confuse foreign policy criticism as an ethnic attack, which is…revealing).
That Playboy list also killed the Ha-Ra in the TL.
I might have been the only person on earth Carl actually liked. He let me watch the bar when he went to get a burrito across the street. Lent me movies and books. We vibed.
I might have been the only person on earth Carl actually liked. He let me watch the bar when he went to get a burrito across the street. Lent me movies and books. We vibed.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
That Playboy list also killed the Ha-Ra in the TL.
I might have been the only person on earth Carl actually liked. He let me watch the bar when he went to get a burrito across the street. Lent me movies and books. We vibed.
I might have been the only person on earth Carl actually liked. He let me watch the bar when he went to get a burrito across the street. Lent me movies and books. We vibed.
The first death stroke was Playboy putting it on their “best dive bars” list
Second was the mgmt change a few years ago, utter incompetence/nepotism destroyed it
You used to get dirty looks if you didn’t have a bike or weren’t in a band. Now there’s bros in pink polo shirts drinking with impunity
Second was the mgmt change a few years ago, utter incompetence/nepotism destroyed it
You used to get dirty looks if you didn’t have a bike or weren’t in a band. Now there’s bros in pink polo shirts drinking with impunity
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The first death stroke was Playboy putting it on their “best dive bars” list
Second was the mgmt change a few years ago, utter incompetence/nepotism destroyed it
You used to get dirty looks if you didn’t have a bike or weren’t in a band. Now there’s bros in pink polo shirts drinking with impunity
Second was the mgmt change a few years ago, utter incompetence/nepotism destroyed it
You used to get dirty looks if you didn’t have a bike or weren’t in a band. Now there’s bros in pink polo shirts drinking with impunity
She probably codes for OpenAI now and I made the world a worse place by being good. Lol
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
She probably codes for OpenAI now and I made the world a worse place by being good. Lol
I saved a young woman’s life once. Just got off work, walking home through FiDi, standing at a Don’t Walk on an insanely busy street, and she, face down in her phone, just walks right into traffic
I reached out and grabbed her backpack and yanked her back just as a huge as a truck blasted past
I reached out and grabbed her backpack and yanked her back just as a huge as a truck blasted past
December 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I saved a young woman’s life once. Just got off work, walking home through FiDi, standing at a Don’t Walk on an insanely busy street, and she, face down in her phone, just walks right into traffic
I reached out and grabbed her backpack and yanked her back just as a huge as a truck blasted past
I reached out and grabbed her backpack and yanked her back just as a huge as a truck blasted past
SF has been screaming “you’re ruining this city” at tech dorks since before I even got here (‘05, so I missed the huge bubble burst a few years prior) and it’s still as true as ever. If not worse.
Kids just walking down the sidewalk staring at phones, bumping into people like this was Mario Kart.
Kids just walking down the sidewalk staring at phones, bumping into people like this was Mario Kart.
December 6, 2025 at 1:57 AM
SF has been screaming “you’re ruining this city” at tech dorks since before I even got here (‘05, so I missed the huge bubble burst a few years prior) and it’s still as true as ever. If not worse.
Kids just walking down the sidewalk staring at phones, bumping into people like this was Mario Kart.
Kids just walking down the sidewalk staring at phones, bumping into people like this was Mario Kart.
Hahaha yeah that “I’m absolutely a dork” claim you made a post ago is proving out 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Hahaha yeah that “I’m absolutely a dork” claim you made a post ago is proving out 🤣
Some people just don’t get it
I used to work with a woman who married the guy who invented the pop-up ad. I’m thinking, and you haven’t murdered him in his sleep? The collective years of torture he brought to internet browsing
But I’m just joking, she’s a great person and their family is beautiful
I used to work with a woman who married the guy who invented the pop-up ad. I’m thinking, and you haven’t murdered him in his sleep? The collective years of torture he brought to internet browsing
But I’m just joking, she’s a great person and their family is beautiful
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Some people just don’t get it
I used to work with a woman who married the guy who invented the pop-up ad. I’m thinking, and you haven’t murdered him in his sleep? The collective years of torture he brought to internet browsing
But I’m just joking, she’s a great person and their family is beautiful
I used to work with a woman who married the guy who invented the pop-up ad. I’m thinking, and you haven’t murdered him in his sleep? The collective years of torture he brought to internet browsing
But I’m just joking, she’s a great person and their family is beautiful
Toronado has been my church since like ‘06. Lol. Puking on the street at about 11am during Barleywine Fest is a rite of passage. I even sold records there like a month ago.
RIP Memphis Minnie’s. For my money the best bbq in the city. Not like that’s a competitive list.
RIP Memphis Minnie’s. For my money the best bbq in the city. Not like that’s a competitive list.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Toronado has been my church since like ‘06. Lol. Puking on the street at about 11am during Barleywine Fest is a rite of passage. I even sold records there like a month ago.
RIP Memphis Minnie’s. For my money the best bbq in the city. Not like that’s a competitive list.
RIP Memphis Minnie’s. For my money the best bbq in the city. Not like that’s a competitive list.
Well I feel less happy knowing a woman was hit, just on principle, but yeah glasshole gonna glasshole
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Well I feel less happy knowing a woman was hit, just on principle, but yeah glasshole gonna glasshole
Yeah 20 years ago. Like back when Zeitgeist was hella unfriendly to dorks too.
The golden age. Lol.
The golden age. Lol.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yeah 20 years ago. Like back when Zeitgeist was hella unfriendly to dorks too.
The golden age. Lol.
The golden age. Lol.
Yeah I know, it’s a good rule NOW…lol
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Yeah I know, it’s a good rule NOW…lol
An important reminder that unless it’s made explicit, photographs have no context, by definition, and smart people evaluate the circumstances of a claim before blind trust - as you’ve done.
Rhetoric of Photography was an outstanding college course.
Rhetoric of Photography was an outstanding college course.
December 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
An important reminder that unless it’s made explicit, photographs have no context, by definition, and smart people evaluate the circumstances of a claim before blind trust - as you’ve done.
Rhetoric of Photography was an outstanding college course.
Rhetoric of Photography was an outstanding college course.
How do you check? I got put on some blocklists early as revenge from some MAGA dork and it sucks, some of my favorite posters have me blocked. Score one for the trolls.
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
How do you check? I got put on some blocklists early as revenge from some MAGA dork and it sucks, some of my favorite posters have me blocked. Score one for the trolls.
Yeah if not expansion, then confirm like 20 judges and assign them randomly to cases like a federal judge.
But of course that’s a much harder path, because Congressional.
Does POTUS have legal power to expand with the stroke of a pen?
But of course that’s a much harder path, because Congressional.
Does POTUS have legal power to expand with the stroke of a pen?
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yeah if not expansion, then confirm like 20 judges and assign them randomly to cases like a federal judge.
But of course that’s a much harder path, because Congressional.
Does POTUS have legal power to expand with the stroke of a pen?
But of course that’s a much harder path, because Congressional.
Does POTUS have legal power to expand with the stroke of a pen?
Reminds me of when a Google Glass early adopter wore a pair into Molotov’s in SF, which used to be much rougher back then, and he got them knocked off his face. Went viral for it, everyone laughing at him so hard.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Reminds me of when a Google Glass early adopter wore a pair into Molotov’s in SF, which used to be much rougher back then, and he got them knocked off his face. Went viral for it, everyone laughing at him so hard.
“The Urban Warfare Institute.”
Like what is that, a think tank devoted to fucking up as much civilian infrastructure as possible? Bunch of grown boys who think Call of Duty is reality?
Nothing so hypocritical as a comfortable white man advocating for more war. They’re free to join. Cowards.
Like what is that, a think tank devoted to fucking up as much civilian infrastructure as possible? Bunch of grown boys who think Call of Duty is reality?
Nothing so hypocritical as a comfortable white man advocating for more war. They’re free to join. Cowards.
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“The Urban Warfare Institute.”
Like what is that, a think tank devoted to fucking up as much civilian infrastructure as possible? Bunch of grown boys who think Call of Duty is reality?
Nothing so hypocritical as a comfortable white man advocating for more war. They’re free to join. Cowards.
Like what is that, a think tank devoted to fucking up as much civilian infrastructure as possible? Bunch of grown boys who think Call of Duty is reality?
Nothing so hypocritical as a comfortable white man advocating for more war. They’re free to join. Cowards.
I also had a Baltimore Colts zippo lighter from the ‘50s. My grandfather gave it to me, with no flint so I wouldn’t get in trouble.
My mother stole it from me. Because she is, among other things, paranoid. Like I was 14! She stole a lot of things from me. Hence the “single father” thing. She left.
My mother stole it from me. Because she is, among other things, paranoid. Like I was 14! She stole a lot of things from me. Hence the “single father” thing. She left.
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I also had a Baltimore Colts zippo lighter from the ‘50s. My grandfather gave it to me, with no flint so I wouldn’t get in trouble.
My mother stole it from me. Because she is, among other things, paranoid. Like I was 14! She stole a lot of things from me. Hence the “single father” thing. She left.
My mother stole it from me. Because she is, among other things, paranoid. Like I was 14! She stole a lot of things from me. Hence the “single father” thing. She left.
Saw it in the theater with my highly intelligent and well-educated sister. Asked her if she understood the title. She did not
But her degrees are in medicine and law. So I got to flex my English Professor alter ego for a minute and lay it out
That movie is only ambiguous if you do not think after
But her degrees are in medicine and law. So I got to flex my English Professor alter ego for a minute and lay it out
That movie is only ambiguous if you do not think after
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Saw it in the theater with my highly intelligent and well-educated sister. Asked her if she understood the title. She did not
But her degrees are in medicine and law. So I got to flex my English Professor alter ego for a minute and lay it out
That movie is only ambiguous if you do not think after
But her degrees are in medicine and law. So I got to flex my English Professor alter ego for a minute and lay it out
That movie is only ambiguous if you do not think after