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Chris Merkel
@chrismerkel.bsky.social
Cybersecurity / Infosec Leader, Teller of Rambling, Pointless Stories, Provider of Dubious Career Advice.

Professional alt, unprofessional posts.

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Half of this is not being a good editor or taking a critical eye to your work, the other is doing slides the night before deadline.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What was the great link other than a planet-wide soup orgy?
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
For reasons similar to why he couldn't get faces correct, it always bent a little to the right no matter how much he practiced.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Meanwhile in the SOC
a man in a helmet and armor is holding a shield in the desert .
ALT: a man in a helmet and armor is holding a shield in the desert .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Ooh, the reverse Soros maneuver.
November 16, 2025 at 3:30 PM
All the places that sow disinfo doing fine on ads alone, while truth is paywalled. (Putting in real work costs real money, you're right of course)

I can always give a gift article, but not on the long tail of local news.

I hope something else can be done.
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"I call it the deep space nine (inches)"
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Next level question is if he left a little changeling behind
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This is one of those organizations who has a CISO that spends all their time away from the office doing self-promotion and thought leadership, wins many awards, has a staff of six people.
November 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You don't need flashers to drive 10 under the posted limit. People treat limits like minimums.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The weather <12k feet is always so nice and calm too
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Did you catch the news out of WA where a court ruled that a police departments flock cameras were considered public government records subject to records disclosure laws?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
November 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Don't kink shame ;-)
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM