Martin (MAH-tin) 🫘
@chrisinsalem.bsky.social
Salem, MA resident! Acoustic Murder guitarist. Liberal af. MAGAts are the stupidest people in America and they're finding out just how stupid they are. They literally support a pedophile.
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Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is a far better motto for a country than "In God We Trust".
Fight me.
Fight me.
This is what the total absence of fundamental human decency looks like.
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This is what the total absence of fundamental human decency looks like.
Foreplay for Bobo and bae. Just grabbing a drink to get randy enough to attend Disney on Ice.
November 5, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Foreplay for Bobo and bae. Just grabbing a drink to get randy enough to attend Disney on Ice.
Canada's message to US corn farmers:
"You voted for a guy who you knew was going to come right at us and try to screw with our economy.
Go fuck yourselves."
"You voted for a guy who you knew was going to come right at us and try to screw with our economy.
Go fuck yourselves."
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Canada's message to US corn farmers:
"You voted for a guy who you knew was going to come right at us and try to screw with our economy.
Go fuck yourselves."
"You voted for a guy who you knew was going to come right at us and try to screw with our economy.
Go fuck yourselves."
Boycott: Spotify and Friends — Psycho Pete
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October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Make way for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Make way for the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom.
We have a winner!
October 20, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We have a winner!
The Nazi/racist invasion of BlueSky is officially underway.
You know, BlueSky, deemed "inconsequential" by the MAGAts, except that's not the word they used because they don't know what that word means.
You know what to do.
You know, BlueSky, deemed "inconsequential" by the MAGAts, except that's not the word they used because they don't know what that word means.
You know what to do.
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
The Nazi/racist invasion of BlueSky is officially underway.
You know, BlueSky, deemed "inconsequential" by the MAGAts, except that's not the word they used because they don't know what that word means.
You know what to do.
You know, BlueSky, deemed "inconsequential" by the MAGAts, except that's not the word they used because they don't know what that word means.
You know what to do.
Bills Mafia -
What say you?
Patriots vs. Bills recap: New England defeats Buffalo 23-20 on 'Sunday Night Football' share.google/booQaBjQSW4J...
What say you?
Patriots vs. Bills recap: New England defeats Buffalo 23-20 on 'Sunday Night Football' share.google/booQaBjQSW4J...
NFL's last undefeated teams lose after Bills, Eagles stumble at home
The New England Patriots, behind young quarterback Drake Maye, handed the Buffalo Bills their first loss of the season on 'Sunday Night Football.'
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October 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Bills Mafia -
What say you?
Patriots vs. Bills recap: New England defeats Buffalo 23-20 on 'Sunday Night Football' share.google/booQaBjQSW4J...
What say you?
Patriots vs. Bills recap: New England defeats Buffalo 23-20 on 'Sunday Night Football' share.google/booQaBjQSW4J...
No jobs report today, so let's get some insight from the bank-rollers of human sex trafficking and the jack-asses who tanked the economy in 2008.
What the fuck?
There’s no jobs report today. So here’s what we know about the US labor market | CNN Business share.google/xp9e2hKGrN6Y...
What the fuck?
There’s no jobs report today. So here’s what we know about the US labor market | CNN Business share.google/xp9e2hKGrN6Y...
There’s no jobs report today. So here’s what we know about the US labor market | CNN Business
On this particular Friday, at 8:30 a.m. ET, the Bureau of Labor Statistics was supposed to release the September jobs report.
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October 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
No jobs report today, so let's get some insight from the bank-rollers of human sex trafficking and the jack-asses who tanked the economy in 2008.
What the fuck?
There’s no jobs report today. So here’s what we know about the US labor market | CNN Business share.google/xp9e2hKGrN6Y...
What the fuck?
There’s no jobs report today. So here’s what we know about the US labor market | CNN Business share.google/xp9e2hKGrN6Y...
This is why we're not letting up on the Nazi comparisons.
And now these scum ICE "agents" are stealing electronics out of residences after breaking down doors without warrants
abc7chicago.com abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ice...
And now these scum ICE "agents" are stealing electronics out of residences after breaking down doors without warrants
abc7chicago.com abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ice...
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October 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
This is why we're not letting up on the Nazi comparisons.
And now these scum ICE "agents" are stealing electronics out of residences after breaking down doors without warrants
abc7chicago.com abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ice...
And now these scum ICE "agents" are stealing electronics out of residences after breaking down doors without warrants
abc7chicago.com abc7chicago.com/amp/post/ice...
You give the bully your lunch money, you embolden him.
Next he wants your bike and your gold chain.
Next he wants your bike and your gold chain.
September 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You give the bully your lunch money, you embolden him.
Next he wants your bike and your gold chain.
Next he wants your bike and your gold chain.
Anyone not horrified and embarrassed for this country after first, the medical advice given by three clowns, and then the demented hallucination that passed for a UN speech, is a fucking idiot. Full stop.
September 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Anyone not horrified and embarrassed for this country after first, the medical advice given by three clowns, and then the demented hallucination that passed for a UN speech, is a fucking idiot. Full stop.
Winning should mean everyone eats, everyone works, everyone is housed, everyone learns, and everyone can get healthcare when they need it.
We are not winning.
We are not winning.
September 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Winning should mean everyone eats, everyone works, everyone is housed, everyone learns, and everyone can get healthcare when they need it.
We are not winning.
We are not winning.
Nexstar did this.
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
September 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Nexstar did this.
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
Kimmel’s original comments were as follows: “We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.”
This is what happens when we elect a demented, rotting pedophile.
September 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This is what happens when we elect a demented, rotting pedophile.
If Charlie Kirk was such a "great, great man", then why are people getting fired for quoting him?
September 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If Charlie Kirk was such a "great, great man", then why are people getting fired for quoting him?
And let's be clear: Valhalla Patel did not catch the gunman. He was a gift.
If his father never turned him in, Patel would still be yanking his pud in front of a microphone looking like a petrified deer while sucking up to Trump.
If his father never turned him in, Patel would still be yanking his pud in front of a microphone looking like a petrified deer while sucking up to Trump.
September 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
And let's be clear: Valhalla Patel did not catch the gunman. He was a gift.
If his father never turned him in, Patel would still be yanking his pud in front of a microphone looking like a petrified deer while sucking up to Trump.
If his father never turned him in, Patel would still be yanking his pud in front of a microphone looking like a petrified deer while sucking up to Trump.
So Trump is sending the National Guard into Memphis. Finally he's doing a fascism to a state that voted for the fascism.
All kidding aside though, that city hasn't been properly mulched for many years
All kidding aside though, that city hasn't been properly mulched for many years
September 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
So Trump is sending the National Guard into Memphis. Finally he's doing a fascism to a state that voted for the fascism.
All kidding aside though, that city hasn't been properly mulched for many years
All kidding aside though, that city hasn't been properly mulched for many years
Great YouTube hole after work tonight! Started with Motorcrash (Sugarbubes), then onto She Sells Sanctuary (Cult), Struggle (Kieth with Waddy), Joy Division, Cure, then The Lucy Show.
I'll let it keep playing!
I'll let it keep playing!
September 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Great YouTube hole after work tonight! Started with Motorcrash (Sugarbubes), then onto She Sells Sanctuary (Cult), Struggle (Kieth with Waddy), Joy Division, Cure, then The Lucy Show.
I'll let it keep playing!
I'll let it keep playing!
Let's break down why sanctuary cities are good, for the callus xenophobes:
If someone breaks into your house while you're not home and the only witness is your neighbor Maria who lives with her undocumented mother, she will not talk to the cops out of fear that her mother will get taken.
If someone breaks into your house while you're not home and the only witness is your neighbor Maria who lives with her undocumented mother, she will not talk to the cops out of fear that her mother will get taken.
September 8, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Let's break down why sanctuary cities are good, for the callus xenophobes:
If someone breaks into your house while you're not home and the only witness is your neighbor Maria who lives with her undocumented mother, she will not talk to the cops out of fear that her mother will get taken.
If someone breaks into your house while you're not home and the only witness is your neighbor Maria who lives with her undocumented mother, she will not talk to the cops out of fear that her mother will get taken.
What is MAGA going to do? No pressers for a week. No bs today about the millions of new jobs, higher wages, and lower prices he's delivered (during the Labor Day B-B-Q on the Panera Patio he paved over the Rose Garden for).
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
September 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
What is MAGA going to do? No pressers for a week. No bs today about the millions of new jobs, higher wages, and lower prices he's delivered (during the Labor Day B-B-Q on the Panera Patio he paved over the Rose Garden for).
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
Daddy isn't home taking his belt off anymore. Now he's drooling into a cup.
NY Times Pitchbot -
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
August 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
NY Times Pitchbot -
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.
Trump has not been seen for three days, raising concerns about Joe Biden's health.