Where would be as a club without the fishwife gossip, speculation and spleen venting? Especially the spleen venting.

If you say ‘Manic pixie dream robot’ three times, a tech bro will build one

Playing Hackney and Morris is good but playing Browne means well miss Whitakers ball-carrying and dead ball ability

Yeah, what metric does one use to define better?
I went with amount of enjoyment I get from watching it. Plus + or - points for execution.
McTiernan directs the hell out DH. Most Bond villains would sacrifice their pet cat for the camera moves employed for Rickman’s introduction

Die Hard 1 is better than the latter Connerys, latter Moores (everything after the first three of each) and the last Brosnan. It's definitely a punchier movie than the last two Craigs (which I like for all their sprawling sumptuousness)

Steady on. Saying things like that, you'll have some wag quoting John Betjeman any second

"Come friendly bombs.." etc

Watch Lawrence of Arabia (again) and marvel at how dirt-stained London is. St Paul's is filthy black

The last sentence is nonsensical, given A. how many games aren't derbies, and B. no love lost between Villa, Brum and WBA