Chris Hanney
@chrishanney.bsky.social
Incredibly old in Internet Years. He/him.
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January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Heartburn is the most underrated Middle Aged Man development. They tell you about it, kind of, but it just informs so much of my decision-making now.
January 24, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Heartburn is the most underrated Middle Aged Man development. They tell you about it, kind of, but it just informs so much of my decision-making now.
tl;dr at the end of every publishing journey is some weird billionaire European family
January 23, 2026 at 12:23 PM
tl;dr at the end of every publishing journey is some weird billionaire European family
I admire your persistent pursuit of forbidden knowledge, but caution you as a friend - no happiness lies at the end of the path you've chosen.
January 23, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I admire your persistent pursuit of forbidden knowledge, but caution you as a friend - no happiness lies at the end of the path you've chosen.
I mean you've got alternate dimension Wolverine. Old man Wolverine. Weapon-X era Wolverine. The list goes on!
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I mean you've got alternate dimension Wolverine. Old man Wolverine. Weapon-X era Wolverine. The list goes on!
It is also in its way a capitulation - acquiescence to a slightly enervated experience.
January 11, 2026 at 5:57 PM
It is also in its way a capitulation - acquiescence to a slightly enervated experience.
Funnily enough "ass" is also a top tier prefix. AssGate. Asspunk.
January 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Funnily enough "ass" is also a top tier prefix. AssGate. Asspunk.
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December 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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I'd go further - the team that comes closest to making the playoffs but misses should get the #1 pick, and it should go down until the worst team gets the 16th pick or whatever, then you start from the bottom up with the playoff teams.
December 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'd go further - the team that comes closest to making the playoffs but misses should get the #1 pick, and it should go down until the worst team gets the 16th pick or whatever, then you start from the bottom up with the playoff teams.
"O Lord, make me chaste, but not yet!"
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"O Lord, make me chaste, but not yet!"
It's a lock to succeed.
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It's a lock to succeed.
This is a phenomenal power move by the seller. I'm so glad this happened.
December 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is a phenomenal power move by the seller. I'm so glad this happened.
Librewolf correctly identifying that when you aren't sure what to call your product, adding a "wolf" in there makes it approximately 3x better.
December 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Librewolf correctly identifying that when you aren't sure what to call your product, adding a "wolf" in there makes it approximately 3x better.
Tomlin needs to knock the Ravens off so they fire Harbaugh and he can go to Baltimore. His only path to having a good QB!
December 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Tomlin needs to knock the Ravens off so they fire Harbaugh and he can go to Baltimore. His only path to having a good QB!
How else am I going to know it took you 12 hours to get through the first act and then give up?
December 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How else am I going to know it took you 12 hours to get through the first act and then give up?
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
X-Files pulled off the unusual feet of jumping the shark itself, but within it, having the Lone Gunmen perform their own mini shark-jumping (I'm not counting the spinoff of which, the less said, the better).
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Someone wanted to make -very- sure this never happened again.
The wanting is where the pain lies.
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The wanting is where the pain lies.
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I see your confusion. I'm here to help. Opinions on opinions on pie (what I did) > Epstein files > opinions on pie. Glad I could clear that up!
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.
November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
On the one hand, I'm bummed my hometown team stinks. On the other hand, maybe this is a sign that the world is beginning to heal.