Gonzo
@chrisgonz.bsky.social
Technology Research and Market Intelligence • Author • Journalist • Army Veteran • Bass Player • Cape Cod/Busan
Matt Taibbi once mocked me for swearing at rich people.
Matt Taibbi once mocked me for swearing at rich people.
The best is 조국 who just named a party after himself 😅
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The best is 조국 who just named a party after himself 😅
Ocean Spray and Pray?
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ocean Spray and Pray?
It came to me quickly. Then I sat for an hour and couldn’t think of a second one. 😆
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It came to me quickly. Then I sat for an hour and couldn’t think of a second one. 😆
A stylish certificate, Kim!
November 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
A stylish certificate, Kim!
They freshened the campaign up this year with… pants. Turkey pants. Sure. Why not?
www.foodandwine.com/butterball-h...
www.foodandwine.com/butterball-h...
Butterball Made the First-Ever ‘Thanksgiving Hosting Pants’ — and They’re Actually Brilliant
Hosting Thanksgiving can be chaotic, but Butterball’s new “Hosting Pants” aim to make it easier. The brand partnered with chef apparel company Hedley & Bennett to design pants with tool loops, thermom...
www.foodandwine.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
They freshened the campaign up this year with… pants. Turkey pants. Sure. Why not?
www.foodandwine.com/butterball-h...
www.foodandwine.com/butterball-h...
Availability: the red-headed stepchild of the triad 🥲🧑🏻🦰
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Availability: the red-headed stepchild of the triad 🥲🧑🏻🦰
A proper burro de merda, as vovô would have said.
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 AM
A proper burro de merda, as vovô would have said.
My mom nearly murdered my dad one Christmas for buying her a Salad Shooter can you imagine this?! 🤯
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My mom nearly murdered my dad one Christmas for buying her a Salad Shooter can you imagine this?! 🤯