Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🚀🗺️
chrisforreal.bsky.social
Chris! 🏳️‍⚧️🚀🗺️
@chrisforreal.bsky.social
Software engineer and ttrpg/world building enthusiast.

they/them 🌈

Lead Software Engineer at a company you've never heard of.

Creator of https://exogeo.net
Sign up for the closed beta here: https://discord.gg/25mdFsUBtu
My neighborhood had a bunch of owls living here for a while after the wildfires here a few years back. Bummer of a reason, but very cool to see them and hear them around. Some of them were huuuge!
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
They've got great taste, I'll give them that.
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Over the Garden Wall is a spooky season favorite in my house.
October 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The walls will ooze green slime?!
October 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
The actual wording has some ambiguity about whether it's the single impeachment + conviction that removes them all, or if they all need to be individually impeached and convicted. But it's also ambiguous about who the "civil officers" even are, so 🤷
September 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Slightly different wording, but here's a citation on the annotated constitution from a gov domain.

constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay...
constitution.congress.gov
September 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
This does beg the question, when will @samreich.bsky.social give us a Beyblade Battle episode of @gamechangershow.bsky.social?
September 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is so validating. It's nonstop and neverending.
August 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
All he'd see is customers with no negotiating power, cheap real estate, and exploitable desperation.
August 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
All they'd need to do is figure out how to make an AI that has no functional understanding, confidently spouts off wrong information, and won't ever admit when it doesn't know something! 🤔
July 30, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Snow Charges in Denver plssssss

(Followed by 80's through the 50's if that's not too greedy to ask)
July 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Eevee Grove cards won't be tradeable until the next pack comes out.
July 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
So real, and something that's led me to leave 2 jobs I otherwise liked. Among other issues, it takes nothing to convince a manager they know the exact right thing, but mountains of evidence and weeks of arguing and presentations to convince them that all the experts they pay *might* know better.
July 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
These are the people I always try to hire, and who I strive to be on a team (though maybe I have a bit of an ego). Fostering an environment of kindness where people feel comfortable asking questions means we all learn more and do better.
July 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My new claim to fame is that I've played Pathfinder with the person in the first gif when you search himbo.
July 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Not a ttrpg, but I'm a former Roll20 VTT dev making a world building tool for GMs, currently looking for beta testers over at exogeo.net
July 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM