As they say, “Read the fuckin room, man”

I would like to transition thanksgiving from turkey to sweet and sour pork

That was my first thought. “He looks so lifelike!”

Pretty common, non controversial, etc. Never had anyone make a big deal out of it.

Me: “objection. You can answer if you know”

OC: “You’re coaching the witness! I’ll call the judge if you continue with these improper speaking objections!”

In a previous life, my most frequent deposition exchange was about whether or not opposing counsel or I were making improper speaking objections.

Oh yeah, it’s a holiday-ruined-my-work-week type short week here.

This feels more like an announcement that, if you don’t buy Laurel, the economy will crash.

That’s immediately where I assumed he’d be. My mouth would drop open if he were higher

Everywhere I go, I go for the restaurant scene.

AJEI is in Philly next year, so bookmarking this for posterity

I’ve always thought (maybe because it seems intuitive to me) that the ban on firearm possession fit into the second category, as a “regulation” of a “thing” in interstate commerce.

To convict under 922(g), the government needs someone to testify about the gun’s interstate nexus.

“I expose myself to ridicule for free!”

A partner of mine had koozies made “FCK [Redacted]”

It was the other side’s “smoking gun”

I do have major questions about how we got here

There's still time to delete this post.

YOU RANG?

You've said his name; now I have to rewatch The West Wing