Chris Coleman
@chriscoleman.name
Never let a computer tell me shit.
(1913–1938–202?)
(1913–1938–202?)
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Be the change you want to see in the world.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Big Halloween update from Zoom
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Big Halloween update from Zoom
Double fun fact: Nine-banded armadillos only crossed the Rio Grande in the late 19th century, and are expected to eventually spread as far north as southern New England. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-ba...
October 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Double fun fact: Nine-banded armadillos only crossed the Rio Grande in the late 19th century, and are expected to eventually spread as far north as southern New England. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nine-ba...
bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
![Ray: Daaamn, my MENSA renewal is here! [[ The letter ]] Hello, Ray Smuckles! It's time to renew your membership in MENSA, the international society of geniuses! To renew, simply answer the following riddle, mail in your check, and prepare for another *incredible* year as *yourself*! Sincerely, [[The test]] Eight letters have been dropped on the ground next to a volume containing the complete works of Pliny the Elder. When untangled, what do they spell? RUTABAGA [[The form]] Know: $65 (do not guess) Your Answer: THANKS! (a blank, filled in by Ray) Don't know: $75 [[A check from Ray to Mensa for $75, signed -=RAY=- ]] [[Ray seals the envelope and puts it in the mailbox.]] {{Ray can only name three Beatles}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wkd374xinxaugweumwpw3pdn/bafkreiapcgvwyywewlv3zciu7sbncjkp3asgtx4a3thhudavwgcqthzghm@jpeg)
Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his 'uncle' who found ring during Lake Town vacation
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
October 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Baggins didn't tell the whole truth about his 'uncle' who found ring during Lake Town vacation
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
The "uncle" who Frodo Baggins said stole The Arkenstone of Thráin was actually his second cousin once removed.
I don’t know about the Black Cat, but it’s a good time at The Anthem
October 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t know about the Black Cat, but it’s a good time at The Anthem
No kings, except Doug Martsch
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
No kings, except Doug Martsch
Amazing showing for No Kings in Silver Spring. It’s hard to capture everyone lining the road, including people packing the Beltway overpass.
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Amazing showing for No Kings in Silver Spring. It’s hard to capture everyone lining the road, including people packing the Beltway overpass.
Throwback to the time in 2008 when the DC Marriott was in distress.
October 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Throwback to the time in 2008 when the DC Marriott was in distress.
Never let a computer tell me shit
October 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Never let a computer tell me shit
That's really not how email is supposed to work.
October 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
That's really not how email is supposed to work.
Whenever someone proudly shows off something they created, and it's particularly well done, I can't help but think to myself "Ah geez. And you got the stink lines and everything."
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Whenever someone proudly shows off something they created, and it's particularly well done, I can't help but think to myself "Ah geez. And you got the stink lines and everything."
I was thinking it was the dumbest looking stove some AI could possibly barf out, but then I had to check, and… god damn it.
Anyway, I never would have thought "drawings" could be so off-putting, but AI has managed to crack the code of making the uncanny valley apply to static 2D media.
Anyway, I never would have thought "drawings" could be so off-putting, but AI has managed to crack the code of making the uncanny valley apply to static 2D media.
October 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I was thinking it was the dumbest looking stove some AI could possibly barf out, but then I had to check, and… god damn it.
Anyway, I never would have thought "drawings" could be so off-putting, but AI has managed to crack the code of making the uncanny valley apply to static 2D media.
Anyway, I never would have thought "drawings" could be so off-putting, but AI has managed to crack the code of making the uncanny valley apply to static 2D media.
Hell yeah. I'm hoping to go see One Battle After Another in 70mm at the AFI Silver this week. It's a local treasure..
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hell yeah. I'm hoping to go see One Battle After Another in 70mm at the AFI Silver this week. It's a local treasure..
I asked the Copilot search on Github and it came back with a plausible summary, except that the issues it links to are not remotely what it describes, and some of them are just broken.
Pure garbage.
Pure garbage.
September 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I asked the Copilot search on Github and it came back with a plausible summary, except that the issues it links to are not remotely what it describes, and some of them are just broken.
Pure garbage.
Pure garbage.
One of my favorite things in Fellowship of the Ring is how Merry learned about the ring because Bilbo wanted to avoid the Sackville-Baggins so badly that he got sloppy with his opsec.
September 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
One of my favorite things in Fellowship of the Ring is how Merry learned about the ring because Bilbo wanted to avoid the Sackville-Baggins so badly that he got sloppy with his opsec.
