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Chris Page
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Software developer, amateur guitar player. I have worked on macOS: Terminal, AppleScript, other bits and pieces.

Host of Nobody Listens to My Podcast. Producer of Nobody Watches My Videos.
Heron the roof—I mean: there, on the roof!
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Reposted by Chris Page
Just watched this last week. Nice to have a visual.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcNr...
"Make Believe Lounge" Clip | Tig Notaro: Hello Again | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Aye, ‘tis.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 AM
!
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Phew!
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
As in “drink” or “spill”?
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Looks like Bill deleted the post.
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How about a T-shirt with a QR code?
November 10, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“Stand right there for a few minutes. I’ll explain why when I’m done.”
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 PM
It’s an interesting point, but it’s definitely a gamble that risks voter support. It’ll be a while before we know whether it pays off.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 AM
I think I see a green tardigrade.
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peanut butter oatmeal doodles.
November 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The accuracy of this whole conversation is making me feel a little ill — and a little dizzy. And a little angry.

Does this mean I’d better retire soon?
October 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Reposted by Chris Page
Here's 70m/225ft from a couple weeks ago, which I imagine isn't unrelated here:
m.youtube.com/watch?v=w7J5...
Sandro Dias Drops Into the World's Tallest Skate Ramp | CAFF, Porto Alegre
YouTube video by SurferToday
m.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Reposted by Chris Page
Let's assume they're at terminal velocity (about 60 m/s). A 600 foot tall half pipe has a radius of roughly 250 meters.

So they'd experience (60*60)/250 = 14.4 m/s of centripetal acceleration, or about 1.47 g's, which is totally survivable
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Chris Page
now here's a question: would the g-forces of that kill you
October 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM