Christopher Carroll
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chrisacarroll.bsky.social
Christopher Carroll
@chrisacarroll.bsky.social
Sick of this shit.


All things horror.
RESIST
💙
Books, Braves, Vols.

“Wondrous is our great blue ship
that sails around the mighty sun
and joy to everyone that rides along!”

“Jungle”
Out of the Blue, ELO

And fuck ICE
Omg, Luckovich made her look like Alexander Godunov in Die Hard.
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Putin sharted
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Perhaps he should tragically fall from a window in the…shit, Washington Monument?
November 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Sláinte
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Me, after Pollo chipotle at my favorite restaurant.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It’s like being the drummer in Spinal Tap.
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Oh, don’t be so obtuse.
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
You vote for a nazi; you know they’re a nazi; then you is a nazi.
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The bowl
October 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Do they flip a coin to decide who goes or what?
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Oh, and raping little kids. That one, too.
October 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Mine never go far enough to lose sight of.
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The “fuck your feelings” party is very upset.
October 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It sounds like my wife and I deciding on dinner.
October 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM