Christopher Callipygian
@chris.clapham.org
Kotlin/Java backend developer living the high life in Balham (Gateway to the South).
He even employs a brown person
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
He even employs a brown person
Look at the size of his pupils 😱
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Look at the size of his pupils 😱
Lorraine beavers what?
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Lorraine beavers what?
Separated at birth
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Separated at birth
I imagine so, and it would be funny of his US visa got cancelled over it
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I imagine so, and it would be funny of his US visa got cancelled over it
"...she can't come from countries beginning with 'I' that have green in their flag." - WTF?
This rules out India, Iran, Iraq (just), Ireland, Italy and Ivory Coast (would there be an exception if we called it Côte d'Ivoire?)
But allows Iceland, Indonesia and Israel.
This rules out India, Iran, Iraq (just), Ireland, Italy and Ivory Coast (would there be an exception if we called it Côte d'Ivoire?)
But allows Iceland, Indonesia and Israel.
November 24, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"...she can't come from countries beginning with 'I' that have green in their flag." - WTF?
This rules out India, Iran, Iraq (just), Ireland, Italy and Ivory Coast (would there be an exception if we called it Côte d'Ivoire?)
But allows Iceland, Indonesia and Israel.
This rules out India, Iran, Iraq (just), Ireland, Italy and Ivory Coast (would there be an exception if we called it Côte d'Ivoire?)
But allows Iceland, Indonesia and Israel.
🎵 It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen🎵
It's raining men, amen🎵
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
🎵 It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen🎵
It's raining men, amen🎵
Ha, he's the caddie
November 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Ha, he's the caddie
This is, of course, a man who regularily rates women on a scale of 1 to 10
November 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This is, of course, a man who regularily rates women on a scale of 1 to 10
Coincidentally, in the pub this evening we came to the unanimous decision on which adaptation of Dicken's Christmas Carol was the best.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Coincidentally, in the pub this evening we came to the unanimous decision on which adaptation of Dicken's Christmas Carol was the best.
I can't imagine sexbots with three legs working out well.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I can't imagine sexbots with three legs working out well.
The gun is always loaded*
* well it's not loaded now
* well it's not loaded now
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The gun is always loaded*
* well it's not loaded now
* well it's not loaded now
It "raises" the question, not "begs". I will die on this hill....
November 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It "raises" the question, not "begs". I will die on this hill....
Lets say we get £1,000 in high values goods (not jewelry apparently) from 10,000 asylum seekers, that's £10m, or to put it into perspective, just over 5% of what Michelle Mone owes the UK taxpayer.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Lets say we get £1,000 in high values goods (not jewelry apparently) from 10,000 asylum seekers, that's £10m, or to put it into perspective, just over 5% of what Michelle Mone owes the UK taxpayer.
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
November 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Did you recently find some sunglasses?
He will simply veto the release, claiming he can't do so as they are part of ongoing investigations, the ones he's ordered Bondi to carry out.
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 AM
He will simply veto the release, claiming he can't do so as they are part of ongoing investigations, the ones he's ordered Bondi to carry out.
But he won't be able to release them as he's instructed Bondi to open investigations and this evidence will now have to be sealed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
But he won't be able to release them as he's instructed Bondi to open investigations and this evidence will now have to be sealed.
We need to give the billionair island an unlimited supply of guns
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
We need to give the billionair island an unlimited supply of guns
I suspect alcohol was involved
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I suspect alcohol was involved
Seriously, 65?
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Seriously, 65?
a) his head would explode if he ever came to the UK and saw a pantomime, and
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
a) his head would explode if he ever came to the UK and saw a pantomime, and
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
b) where did he buy that jacket? (simply asking so I don't make the same mistake)
"It wasn't me officer, it happened 12 years ago"
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"It wasn't me officer, it happened 12 years ago"
Yes, but now they cost 2,500 rubles
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Yes, but now they cost 2,500 rubles