AffableChap
chris-buchanan.bsky.social
AffableChap
@chris-buchanan.bsky.social
FAST/CTV/Streaming consultant, volleyball Dad, Red Sox junkie, Cover owner, ASM, SERENITY producer. Ex-Samsung, ex-Amazon. NC native. Veritas. RT ≠ endorsement.
He's always wanted to hurt people... I'm sure he's been bragging to MbS that he's been killing drug runners.
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Aren't these just called "tortilla chips?" 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Democrats aligning with the victims of ..." Fixed it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Coming soon"
November 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Ibuprofen" is easier to say than "acetaminophen" ... [begins hoarding Aleve]
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
How far away are we from "Biden's tariffs?" 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I fully supported the shutdown, but I feel that we accomplished everything we could have without risking a flip in public opinion if Thanksgiving and Christmas were negatively impacted
(travel, no money for Xmas gifts, etc.). Trump & GOP's lack of caring about their constituents was exposed.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
He's also suggesting that the Supreme Court disallowing his fake "emergencies" to justify Executive powers to set tariffs, is, in fact, an emergency. 🤔
November 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Counting down the minutes until he calls her a "nasty woman."
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Remember the USS Maine!! #yellowpress
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Was Pam Bondi her travel buddy? 🤔
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The shareholders were afraid that Musk would walk (as threatened), triggering an exodus of fanboys and their Tesla holdings, and finally popping the over-inflated stock price. All about the Benjamins. 🤑
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wait... did Johnson switch parties? 🤔
November 5, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Who leaked our plan? 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Inconceivable!
November 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
He does have experience! 🤡
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"When I invented quantum computing, many people said it was the best computing, and I know computing better than ICBM..." 🤡
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Abbott Charter Elementary? 🤔
October 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is she saying that Trump also has foot and mouth disease? 🤔
October 21, 2025 at 4:04 PM
By Executive Order, George Santos is the new Representative from Arizona. Therefore, Adelita Grijalva is no longer needed. Thank you for your attention to this matter. -DJT
October 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"After I ended the war in Vietnam, I invented computers, which many people said was impossible, but I did it..." 🟠 🤡
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
First, put some wheels on it and take it to the "No Kings" rally!
October 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The Speaker doesn't seem to see much...
October 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
NARRATOR: "It was, in fact, illegal."
October 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM