Matt Chrestman
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Matt Chrestman
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Malware RE. Kayaking. Action shooting (IDPA, USPSA, 2G-ACM, PCSL). Making stuff.
Except the wide shot shows a much smaller flag, and you know shit is rolling.
September 30, 2025 at 2:24 PM
WHAT ARE THE CHARGES? EATING A SANDWICH? A SUCCULENT SUBWAY SANDWICH!?
August 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Omg
July 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
lol… of course, the 2 examples of Google whacks given aren’t actually valid. 👨‍🍳👌
May 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Took me a few stages to get warmed up, but was finally able to put together a decent run by the last stage. #IDPA #practicalshooting #shooting
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Finished this toolmaker’s clamp project with some cold blue, and really makes the brass pop.
#machinist #hobbymachinist
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Cheap tap and a blind hole. Pucker factor: 11. #machinist #hobbymachinist
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I think maybe we accidentally adopted one of these 😳
March 26, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Started working on a project that I’ve been wanting to get to for a couple years. Making a set of toolmaker’s clamps to distract me for an hour or so every night from *gestures broadly* all this.

I got to test out this new knurling tool.

Where’s hobby #machinist Bluesky at?
March 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Probably the weirdest thing about state-run liquor stores is that they advertise. So on a weekly basis, the Commonwealth of Virginia sends me mixed drink recipes.
March 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This post brought to you by my inner child (specifically, the 12-year old one.)
March 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Holy shit. I’ve got my own Wild Planet. (Wait for it.) #birdsky
January 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
The Virginia intensifies.
January 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good morning to this tufted titmouse, and to this tufted titmouse only. 😍 #birdsky
December 31, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Things about to get crazy up in here. #crossword #supermega
December 27, 2024 at 1:03 AM
In my “Fascination with Steam Engines” Era of dadding.
December 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Well, for funsies, I decided to see if I could find that brace for retail.

And, reader, I found it. $16 on Amazon.
October 18, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Good morning to this fuzzy friend I found outside my garage. I love him 😍
October 11, 2024 at 1:11 PM
"So, anyway, you wanna hear Wonderwall?"

"Please, just go."
April 15, 2024 at 3:46 PM
That’s a hard pass.
March 20, 2024 at 3:07 PM