Conduitry
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NEVER DO
THIS WHILE
MASTURBATION
THIS WHILE
MASTURBATION
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
NEVER DO
THIS WHILE
MASTURBATION
THIS WHILE
MASTURBATION
Still can't fucking believe that the only 2FA option in Bluesky is that they just email you a code
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Still can't fucking believe that the only 2FA option in Bluesky is that they just email you a code
I'm listening to Sufjan Stevens 'The Age of Adz' and drinking some load-bearing alcohol and I'm feeling better than I have in quite a while.
September 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm listening to Sufjan Stevens 'The Age of Adz' and drinking some load-bearing alcohol and I'm feeling better than I have in quite a while.
love too not hear a peep from my water company when my water is out all afternoon, and then to continue to not hear a peep about whether the somewhat brown-ish water that suddenly came back is safe to drink
September 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
love too not hear a peep from my water company when my water is out all afternoon, and then to continue to not hear a peep about whether the somewhat brown-ish water that suddenly came back is safe to drink
(me reading a viral social media post) Wow what a great point if words didn't mean anything
September 25, 2025 at 8:50 PM
(me reading a viral social media post) Wow what a great point if words didn't mean anything
The mystery of social media selfies can be largely explained with my new theory of the Attractiveness Dunning-Kruger Effect.
September 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The mystery of social media selfies can be largely explained with my new theory of the Attractiveness Dunning-Kruger Effect.
me, an intellectual: Guns are good when they're killing people I don't like.
September 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
me, an intellectual: Guns are good when they're killing people I don't like.
I can only assume that all of the people on social media who are professing enjoyment of Charlie Kirk getting shot are secretly much more enthusiastic about guns than they've been letting on this whole time.
September 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I can only assume that all of the people on social media who are professing enjoyment of Charlie Kirk getting shot are secretly much more enthusiastic about guns than they've been letting on this whole time.
I do wonder whether the people cranking it to the idea of no cars can comprehend people not wanting to live in a population density in which no cars is practical
August 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I do wonder whether the people cranking it to the idea of no cars can comprehend people not wanting to live in a population density in which no cars is practical
If you get mail for a previous resident at your address and you cross out the address and write NOT AT THIS ADDRESS on it and put it back in the mail and it reappears in your mailbox, this is fate and you are legally allowed to open it.
August 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If you get mail for a previous resident at your address and you cross out the address and write NOT AT THIS ADDRESS on it and put it back in the mail and it reappears in your mailbox, this is fate and you are legally allowed to open it.
I want code comments that link to the music you were listening to while writing that code
August 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I want code comments that link to the music you were listening to while writing that code
It's legitimately batshit to be able to be doing this right now
July 31, 2025 at 11:57 PM
It's legitimately batshit to be able to be doing this right now
Every time you apply a label to yourself, you are giving up. You are giving up on trying to answer the question of Who Am I that is supposed to take your entire life to answer.
July 22, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Every time you apply a label to yourself, you are giving up. You are giving up on trying to answer the question of Who Am I that is supposed to take your entire life to answer.
Laddio Bolocko was always a band I liked more in theory than in practice. Except. Except then there was 'How About This for My Hair'. It's not even on any of their official albums and it's 17 minutes of Real Good.
July 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Laddio Bolocko was always a band I liked more in theory than in practice. Except. Except then there was 'How About This for My Hair'. It's not even on any of their official albums and it's 17 minutes of Real Good.
Nothing sucks like people having a worse version of one of your weaknesses and them deciding to call it part of their ｉｄｅｎｔｉｔｙ
July 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Nothing sucks like people having a worse version of one of your weaknesses and them deciding to call it part of their ｉｄｅｎｔｉｔｙ
If you're obeying anti-porn laws, you're part of the problem.
July 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you're obeying anti-porn laws, you're part of the problem.
When it's the middle of the night in the summer, and it's over 70F, and it's raining and thundering and lightninging ... I fucking love that shit
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When it's the middle of the night in the summer, and it's over 70F, and it's raining and thundering and lightninging ... I fucking love that shit
AccuWeather investigating part of a sentence fell out of a headline
July 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
AccuWeather investigating part of a sentence fell out of a headline
How are you supposed to call the police on ICE agents if you've defunded the police
June 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How are you supposed to call the police on ICE agents if you've defunded the police
bsky.app/profile/harb... ljharb is a cancer
Harborist has just published its first two CVEs:
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Both are on npmjs.com/pbkdf2, please update to v3.1.3!
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
www.cve.org/CVERecord?id...
Both are on npmjs.com/pbkdf2, please update to v3.1.3!
www.cve.org
June 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
bsky.app/profile/harb... ljharb is a cancer
Imagine what a boring piece of shit you would have to be to object to being referred to as part of 'guys'
June 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Imagine what a boring piece of shit you would have to be to object to being referred to as part of 'guys'