Roses are red
Violets are NOT red
Violets are NOT red
![[Headline] Fossilized penis worm suggests Grand Canyon was an evolutionary hotbed](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:su6zwyl5vy43heogwfstsff4/bafkreidmxbyrzvrunmw4hlnzzmgtwhaxfutmx23zsfikcxkaftso43eou4@jpeg)
July 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Roses are red
Violets are NOT red
Violets are NOT red
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I don’t know what this is, but this is what we’re doing.
June 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I don’t know what this is, but this is what we’re doing.
“I don’t mind Elon turning against me…”
June 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“I don’t mind Elon turning against me…”
“Elon Musk, he’s got money, just like you’ve got money.”
There is literally no value of “you” for which this is the case.
There is literally no value of “you” for which this is the case.
June 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Elon Musk, he’s got money, just like you’ve got money.”
There is literally no value of “you” for which this is the case.
There is literally no value of “you” for which this is the case.
I always think of this Bowie album when I see it but I don’t know where that falls chronologically vs Alias.
April 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I always think of this Bowie album when I see it but I don’t know where that falls chronologically vs Alias.
Bloomington IL showed up #HandsOff #HandsOffBloNo
April 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Bloomington IL showed up #HandsOff #HandsOffBloNo
Ma’am I have never met you
March 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ma’am I have never met you
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline.
Ah pull the other one
November 15, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Ah pull the other one
The Thing (Universal, 1982, d. John Carpenter)
November 5, 2024 at 1:54 AM
The Thing (Universal, 1982, d. John Carpenter)
Hey if you have the daily Jeopardy calendar, the questions for today through Wednesday were taken from my game. I answered today’s, Paula got tomorrow’s, and Matt got Wednesday’s.
November 4, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Hey if you have the daily Jeopardy calendar, the questions for today through Wednesday were taken from my game. I answered today’s, Paula got tomorrow’s, and Matt got Wednesday’s.
“Did you just say the word ‘scoff’?”
![Washington Post headline: ELECTION 2024
Harris's team claims she's no longer the underdog. Trump's team scoffs.
Kamala Harris's team has struck a more optimistic… [text is cut off]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:su6zwyl5vy43heogwfstsff4/bafkreie4cqnems4kaiszcvc3pf355zr5idj6fx42guwxwe452va5nuzjl4@jpeg)
November 3, 2024 at 4:20 PM
“Did you just say the word ‘scoff’?”
Not a potential conflict of interest! For a presidential candidate! Heaven for-fucking-fend!
October 29, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Not a potential conflict of interest! For a presidential candidate! Heaven for-fucking-fend!
What weird thing are you singing to your pet today?
Mine is “Are You Ready for the Country” by Neil Young except only the chorus and instead of “country” I sing “puppy” and I sing it like Ton Waits might. And this is what she thinks of it.
Mine is “Are You Ready for the Country” by Neil Young except only the chorus and instead of “country” I sing “puppy” and I sing it like Ton Waits might. And this is what she thinks of it.
October 28, 2024 at 4:04 PM
What weird thing are you singing to your pet today?
Mine is “Are You Ready for the Country” by Neil Young except only the chorus and instead of “country” I sing “puppy” and I sing it like Ton Waits might. And this is what she thinks of it.
Mine is “Are You Ready for the Country” by Neil Young except only the chorus and instead of “country” I sing “puppy” and I sing it like Ton Waits might. And this is what she thinks of it.
@washingtonpost.com if I could have I’d have knocked it off as of today. The cowardice of not endorsing in this election is too much for me to ignore.
October 25, 2024 at 4:21 PM
@washingtonpost.com if I could have I’d have knocked it off as of today. The cowardice of not endorsing in this election is too much for me to ignore.
“Let me be clear. I am going to fuck up the robot.”
October 11, 2024 at 7:47 PM
“Let me be clear. I am going to fuck up the robot.”
Ah yes the rubber/glue stratagem, the crafty old fox!
August 30, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Ah yes the rubber/glue stratagem, the crafty old fox!