Chopmunky
@chopmunky.bsky.social
I’m nothing special; in fact, I’m a bit of a bore.
AI is as thick as shit if it has to ask
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 AM
AI is as thick as shit if it has to ask
Listening to this in an attempt to remove the earworm - thanks a bunch, @mrjamesob.bsky.social 😅 😎
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Listening to this in an attempt to remove the earworm - thanks a bunch, @mrjamesob.bsky.social 😅 😎
Honestly, take this shit to Twitter.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Honestly, take this shit to Twitter.
So what do we make of this???
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So what do we make of this???
November 23, 2025 at 12:33 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 PM
“That was Throbbing Gristle, and next we have the new one from…”
November 22, 2025 at 10:52 AM
“That was Throbbing Gristle, and next we have the new one from…”
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Nautical flag shagger #StopTheBoats 😜
November 19, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Nautical flag shagger #StopTheBoats 😜
Here for Jim Jefferies
November 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Here for Jim Jefferies
Went to the First Direct Arena last night to see Peter Kay! Reasonable first 20mins but then I got bored as we were so far away and left at the interval. To the staff’s credit, we were stopped a couple of times on the way out and offered different seats but by then enthusiasm was at zero. 2/10.
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Went to the First Direct Arena last night to see Peter Kay! Reasonable first 20mins but then I got bored as we were so far away and left at the interval. To the staff’s credit, we were stopped a couple of times on the way out and offered different seats but by then enthusiasm was at zero. 2/10.
When your parents name their barge after you 💅🏽
October 31, 2025 at 9:53 AM
When your parents name their barge after you 💅🏽
It pays to advertise*
*for the avoidance of doubt, this is not me**
**No, really***
***This isn’t a good look****
****Too. Many. Asterisks.
*for the avoidance of doubt, this is not me**
**No, really***
***This isn’t a good look****
****Too. Many. Asterisks.
October 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It pays to advertise*
*for the avoidance of doubt, this is not me**
**No, really***
***This isn’t a good look****
****Too. Many. Asterisks.
*for the avoidance of doubt, this is not me**
**No, really***
***This isn’t a good look****
****Too. Many. Asterisks.
I think you’ll find it is, Zack.
October 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think you’ll find it is, Zack.
Jim Bowen voice: “Look at what you could have won!”
October 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Jim Bowen voice: “Look at what you could have won!”