Me Jack, Chonkyjack
@chonkyjack.bsky.social
Retired, veteran, sarcastically cynical. If you need more info, ask and I'll think about it.
I can still touch my toes...it's the getting back up that's the issue.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I can still touch my toes...it's the getting back up that's the issue.
That explains why the veterinarians are always giving themselves shots when I bring my cat in
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That explains why the veterinarians are always giving themselves shots when I bring my cat in
not gonna ask what jobs those are....
November 30, 2025 at 9:20 PM
not gonna ask what jobs those are....
"OK,..now who iced the rectal thermometer?"
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"OK,..now who iced the rectal thermometer?"
"Sure, I'll respect you in the morning."
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"Sure, I'll respect you in the morning."
As a kid, I ran into people that had numbers tattooed on their arms. They had come from Europe.
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
As a kid, I ran into people that had numbers tattooed on their arms. They had come from Europe.
The dream of every house cat.
Me: "Here kitty kitty..."
Me: "Here kitty kitty..."
November 30, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The dream of every house cat.
Me: "Here kitty kitty..."
Me: "Here kitty kitty..."
You mean those helmets the Germans wore in WW1?
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
You mean those helmets the Germans wore in WW1?
"I'm sowwee."
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"I'm sowwee."
You could make a Christmas card with this photo!
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 AM
You could make a Christmas card with this photo!
MAGA world does not recognize logic or reasoning.
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
MAGA world does not recognize logic or reasoning.
I received a note from a spokesperson, unfortunately, it says he blew his nose and that's the same thing.
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I received a note from a spokesperson, unfortunately, it says he blew his nose and that's the same thing.
with a killer smile!
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
with a killer smile!
He said he would blow his brains out on national TV if Mamdani got elected.
I'm waiting...
I'm waiting...
November 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
He said he would blow his brains out on national TV if Mamdani got elected.
I'm waiting...
I'm waiting...
"What...what...whaaat..?!"
November 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"What...what...whaaat..?!"
"Daddy always said I kissed the best."
November 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Daddy always said I kissed the best."
"If ah deevorse mah wife, does she become mah sister agin or does she become mah Daddy's girlfren?"
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
"If ah deevorse mah wife, does she become mah sister agin or does she become mah Daddy's girlfren?"
I was always taught to drag them by their heels.
November 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I was always taught to drag them by their heels.
This would appear to be an act of war.
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This would appear to be an act of war.
Just saw a car with "God Guns Trump" decaled on the rear window with a license plate holder saying "MAGA".
I think Daddy and maybe Mommy beat them a lot as children and they equate getting abused with love. It's their way of getting attention.
I think Daddy and maybe Mommy beat them a lot as children and they equate getting abused with love. It's their way of getting attention.
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just saw a car with "God Guns Trump" decaled on the rear window with a license plate holder saying "MAGA".
I think Daddy and maybe Mommy beat them a lot as children and they equate getting abused with love. It's their way of getting attention.
I think Daddy and maybe Mommy beat them a lot as children and they equate getting abused with love. It's their way of getting attention.
Speaking as an old fart, I recognize the word but have forgotten what it means.
November 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Speaking as an old fart, I recognize the word but have forgotten what it means.
And everyone wonders who gave you the hickies...
November 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
And everyone wonders who gave you the hickies...