He’s so much older(?) than them, so I don’t feel like the cousin vibe applies unless he’s a Way Older cousin!

Is David Arquette my fucked-up uncle? Because AGREED IF SO—

Please post the final product when you can 🙏❤️

I am captivated and want to see it through

Why would you threaten us with such a good time?! 😂😭

“now wHY—“

BECAUSE I BE FARTIN

WHAT CLAPS MY CHEEKS IS THE WIND OF MEALS PAST, PLAYA

This is not a “I like that this happened to you” like but an “oh shit, I hate that that happened to you” / support like

I know you don’t want to be pitied but I have empathy for you so ayyy

That’s the trouble, my lovely: *THEY* think they’re okay.

SHORTS IN WINTER GUYS ARE THE SUNFLOWERS GROWING THROUGH CONCRETE OF THE GUY WORLD

I have strong opinions about this

One thing about 16-22-yo men: they don’t dress for cold. They don’t!

It’s neither masculine to either feel cold NOR to convey that cold is being experienced by them!

Source: My brother refused to wear both a coat & pants at the same time for YEARS.

That is valid too. Renee isn’t a threat in any meaningful way, and she dresses super cute. Also, she tends to be barefoot in backstage interviews, so there’s a lot to like there!

I was thinking about that, and while I think it’s half that, I also wonder if it’s half “noncombatants shouldn’t be in the way”

Like in the sense of, if you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen, and I will see you out of the kitchen safely

Who, Shibata? Or HOOK? I don’t think either of them are twinks?

YOU GET IT

Like yeah I made the Tenchi Muyo joke earlier but it’s more Vegeta than Tenchi if we’re being honest with ourselves

He’s a powerhouse but in the face of a determined woman, he folds almost immediately