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Chris Holden
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Music librarian, trivia nerd, infrequent social media presence. The questions are more important than the answers
Like this is just a New Yorker cartoon with Heathcliff in it
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reddit is the place for you.
November 17, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Return of the Obra Dinn has a great retro art style
October 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
It messes up my bike commute for the next several years, so I need you on my side for this one.
October 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Oops, a fountain so sexy that BlueSky has labeled it as explicit content.
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
If this all circles back to the pee tape, I'll have to admit that the writers did a good job structuring the narrative.
July 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
In January I jumped to being a Times subscriber for the first time in years after WaPo went down in flames. In general it seems like the Times' arts coverage is both sparser and more populist than it used to be
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Chris, choose one movie that isn't boring as shit challenge" If I limited my list to mainstream US releases mostly made for the awards circuit pipeline it would look something like this, but there's a reason I'm not a populist.
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
"Chris, choose a movie with a female director challenge" I know I'm sorry American Honey was in my Top 15 and I owe Beau Travail another watch.
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Four of these seem like they're on everybody's list, which I feel a little guilty about, but I guess sometimes things are acclaimed for a reason. (Also, wow, all-time great movies have really dried up in the past 10 years)
June 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I saw Confucian Confusion and Mahjong when they played last winter at the Lincoln Center and was blown away at how good they were (and how much *better* they were when I wasn't watching torrented bootlegs with bad subs). That run of four films from Brighter Summer Day to Yi Yi is unparalleled.
May 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This sounds like what eventually became this book (not quite to the level of Snoopy's bio on the dust cover, but from what I remember, the text of the book is completely a story that was supposedly written by Snoopy)

www.amazon.com/Snoopy-Was-D...
Snoopy and "It Was a Dark and Stormy Night"
Snoopy and It Was a Dark and Stormy Night [Schulz, Charles M.] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Snoopy and It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
www.amazon.com
May 15, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm convinced this account's fans are people who need to fill the hole left when the New Yorker dropped the Borowitz Report.
May 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Credit to Bezos, though, "Instead of cultural boycotts, we should fix the country by making DOGE employees watch operas about tech entrepreneurs" is immediately recognizable as a 2025 WaPo op-ed.
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
And no self-respecting music writer should treat the complex political contradictions of Shostakovich as glibly as this essay does, but I guess when you view art solely through the prism of political problems, “Shostakovich defeated Stalinist censorship” is the sort of statement you end up making
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I am also allergic to the idea that art is meant to teach us empathy, or serve a moral function at all. That’s prim Victorian-era nonsense.
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Powerful assholes have a long history of willfully ignoring the aspects of art that would indict them specifically (Paul Ryan and Rage Against the Machine is the funniest example, but also, Trump's favorite film is Citizen Kane!)
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
But wow, I hate the argument that we should support the Kennedy Center because if Elon saw some stupid Steve Jobs opera then none of this would have happened. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Why I’m still performing at Trump’s Kennedy Center
Art is more powerful than one president’s petty politics.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM