floods on wednesday, earthquake on friday, eclipse on monday... can we reschedule the locusts or are they already en route?

i cannot believe we have to do another day this week!

Going home for the holidays is like on Star Trek when they travel to a new planet and impart advanced knowledge like the phrase "nepo babies"

got an A in therapy today (my therapist told me I was a tough act to follow)

wait, the storm is named OPHELIA????

"I can do hard things" I repeat to myself as I head off to do my job

yeah, i am something of a bad boy. I always get diet coke in the complimentary water cups

went for a very short walk at lunch and now I don't want to return to my enclosure

"college in Ohio" is an East Coast euphemism for Oberlin