II Hands II Horny
@chiproheaux.bsky.social
25 | 📍chicago | he/him | 18+ |✊🏾🍉 | D&D, baking, microbio + cancer research, & dick!
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is it shade if my homegirl got cum in her eye and she texted me at 1 am immediately to ask if she’s gonna be fine…
February 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
is it shade if my homegirl got cum in her eye and she texted me at 1 am immediately to ask if she’s gonna be fine…
hmm 👀👀
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February 7, 2026 at 2:28 PM
hmm 👀👀
watching more romance and drama in 2026, but now i’m awake staring at my ceiling after plainclothes
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 AM
watching more romance and drama in 2026, but now i’m awake staring at my ceiling after plainclothes
25 is a hot age to me that i’m not even mad 2 separate people in their birthday texts to me this morning said “halfway to 50!”
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
25 is a hot age to me that i’m not even mad 2 separate people in their birthday texts to me this morning said “halfway to 50!”
there’s a wild bond between you and the coworkers you watched softcore porn at a bar with (heated rivalry night)
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
there’s a wild bond between you and the coworkers you watched softcore porn at a bar with (heated rivalry night)
finally watching bugonia and I should’ve been sat a while ago wow
January 26, 2026 at 4:50 AM
finally watching bugonia and I should’ve been sat a while ago wow
maintanence came to check the hot water SECONDS before I was about to whip my dick out
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 AM
maintanence came to check the hot water SECONDS before I was about to whip my dick out
i missed the sauna so bad
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
i missed the sauna so bad
I’ve gotta get a porn setup i think, getting lube on my phone when i switch dildo hands is lameee
January 14, 2026 at 6:28 AM
I’ve gotta get a porn setup i think, getting lube on my phone when i switch dildo hands is lameee
all of my coworker friends are leaving my job in the next month…
a woman is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her
Alt: a woman (christina yang/sandra oh) is crying with the words somebody sedate me written below her
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January 8, 2026 at 6:38 PM
all of my coworker friends are leaving my job in the next month…
in desperate need to hear a full dj set but my best options for new years are a boy who I just got over a nasty crush on and the new girl at work… so let’s get messy
December 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
in desperate need to hear a full dj set but my best options for new years are a boy who I just got over a nasty crush on and the new girl at work… so let’s get messy
“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“do you like kissing me” “sure” I just had to slam my computer screen shut
i just found out i am the jealous type… this is so crazy
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i just found out i am the jealous type… this is so crazy
my favorite jock is getting frayed… time for an early christmas present for myself 😈
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
my favorite jock is getting frayed… time for an early christmas present for myself 😈
currently sick in bed and sat for knives out 3, someone take that unit off of benoit blanc’s head right fucking now
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
currently sick in bed and sat for knives out 3, someone take that unit off of benoit blanc’s head right fucking now
went to the evanston chili’s since it’s closing and got several a free margarita who wants to 🫂
December 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
went to the evanston chili’s since it’s closing and got several a free margarita who wants to 🫂
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December 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
work crush saw i was upset and tried to cheer me up with a random would you rather about dogs and cats…
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
work crush saw i was upset and tried to cheer me up with a random would you rather about dogs and cats…
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
dear reader, i was upset because my childhood dog died mid shift 💀
did someone just try to catfish me… as druski??
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
did someone just try to catfish me… as druski??
this spawned a 2 phone call about the men in our lives so if you need a yapper
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
this spawned a 2 phone call about the men in our lives so if you need a yapper
spent all day jorking it and it’s been magical
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
spent all day jorking it and it’s been magical
the sunlight hits my desk so good in winter that if there wasn’t a big ass cross bar right across my nose I wouldn’t stop taking selfies
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
the sunlight hits my desk so good in winter that if there wasn’t a big ass cross bar right across my nose I wouldn’t stop taking selfies
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I think I might be on Santa’s naughty list this year 😈🎄🍑
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I think I might be on Santa’s naughty list this year 😈🎄🍑
gnarly is my most replayed song
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
gnarly is my most replayed song