Here's my pitch: Film trilogy, except the final movie ends in the middle of the climax, and in order to find out what happens you have to get your hands on an extremely limited-run, hours-long board game that requires 8 or more players

"What would someone gain from faking it?"

"Well, mom, you clicked on it, gave it your attention and then shared it, didn't you?"

This is always so fuckin frustrating.

Making a game and then having an AI "feature" in it is like a chef proudly advertising that their new dish has a brand new seasoning on it called "feces".

Like, great. The whole thing's fuckin ruined now.

It's such a fuckin self-report that they think "But what if members of YOUR party are named?" is some slam-dunk question

They think the priority is protecting anyone from one's own party who may have gotten named, not ousting whoever got named.

"Christmas, don't be late!"

All this time, we thought this was a plea.

It was a threat.

Ye olde shitpost